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*sets up Dali's Shawarma Shack*

Can I please get two orders of that tasty tasty shawarma please!

Kingdom of wv wrote:

As Heir to the Kingdom of Lebanon I am the king of this region

Any and all former kings that may have existed and their heirs are null and void.

All hail the Shawarma King!

Remember kids, come to Dali's Shawarma Shack, made fresh and served with a side of Funyuns!

Offer not valid to people who declare things void and invalid.

Now that’s better. Two pints of shawarma and a packet of crisps please.

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:

Now that’s better. Two pints of shawarma and a packet of crisps please.

Make sure those crisps weren't cooked in Roo Fur Oil.

I will take what BBD’s having!
And I buy a round for everyone! Drinks all around!

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:

Now that’s better. Two pints of shawarma and a packet of crisps please.

I need two pints to start with, then we can talk about shawarma.

Kingdom of wv wrote:

You can't do that sorry get out of my region

Hey Jimmy, how's life? We're crushing some meat with the meatlord!

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:

Two pints of karma and a packet of crisps please, I’m getting very thirsty!

*serves BBD their order* Cheers!

Kingdom of wv wrote:

You can't do that sorry get out of my region

who is this

Orders schawarma for TWPAF returning home from Cyngland

Xeroa wrote:

who is this

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jimmy the Meatlord?
I thought not.

It’s not a story the Fendas would tell you.
It’s a Raider legend.

Darth Jimmy was the lord of the Meats, so powerful and so wise he could get 10000 people in 3000 nations to attack The West Pacific.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be vegetarian.
Jimmy became so powerful… the only thing Jimmy was afraid of was losing koala power, which eventually, of course, Jimmy did.
Unfortunately, Jimmy harassed two GCR's and started annoying mods which lead to being puppetswept.
Ironic.
In the end Jimmy did in fact not have the meats...

(EDIT: I just saw that this message is two months old and your no longer in TWP, woops my bad, anyway the above still stands as a answer to your question)

Alien legion wrote:

Orders schawarma for TWPAF returning home from Cyngland

That'll be $29.93 after your discount code sir.

Hail South Lebanon!

Your Shawarma King has returned! After a crazy bender in our home region of The West Pacific, I gathered all the ingredients, and more, to make the finest shawarma this side of Cambria!

TWPAF and Legio Pacifica comrades get an extra 15% off of their orders here at Dali's Shawarma Shack!

200 days later... a daring man said words, yes, simple words, but a milestone nonetheless.