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Kaonashia

Down unian wrote:Lol,sorry but that's just pretty funny to me

I know right 😂

Down unian, Edropia, and Indoinastan

The 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱𝘀 of Hagston

What do you guys think the April Fools thing will be this year?

Kaonashia, Edropia, and Indoinastan

The Federal Republic of Edropia

Hagston wrote:What do you guys think the April Fools thing will be this year?

You could declare my humble self, Edropia the Awesome, the supreme leader for the day.

Just saying...

Kaonashia and Indoinastan

Kaonashia

Hagston wrote:What do you guys think the April Fools thing will be this year?

Something unfunny and silly, the usual...

Edropia wrote:You could declare my humble self, Edropia the Awesome, the supreme leader for the day.
Just saying...

What a peculiar idea! This certainly sounds like a most excellent idea! Bravo!

*clap clap*

Down unian and Edropia



Indoinastan

*Indoinastan SSR has won the war against Democratic Indoinastan. Indoinastan has captured all of their land in Capitalist Indoinastan, and now the Capitalists have fled to mainland Indoinastan which they unfortunaley won against the communist. That land now belongs to Democratic Indoinastan. DI and ISSR have signed a peace treaty although both parties aren't happy to do it, they decided it was going to be important to prevent further destruction.

Down unian and Edropia

The 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱𝘀 of Hagston

Edropia wrote:You could declare my humble self, Edropia the Awesome, the supreme leader for the day.
Just saying...

Declared

Kaonashia, Sidramye, and Edropia

Kaonashia

Atharacias has turned out to have turned out to host large quantities of oil and natural gas hidden beneath the sea floor, there has also been discovered that what was before thougt to be simply large coral reefs was actually massive cave systems covered in much more smaller coral reefs a like formations of various colours, the cave systems have been found to cover the whole planet indicating that the material the planet consist of must've been molten and almost liquid at its formation allowing for gas to bubble up and leave a porous surface allowing for water currents and sand to easily polish the rcoky sea bed and dig paralell to a very active and seismic planet allowing for lava underneath to drill from beneath, the colder sea water meeting the hot lava resulted in eneourmous pressures as the evaporating water could not escape. Many of these caves have crytal formation inside with some diamond, safir and gold deposits. Otherwise the entirely surface is generally rich in rusted iron and copper.

Down unian and Edropia

via Lake Obsidian

Creator land

Hi people! <3

Hagston and Down unian

The Federal Republic of Edropia

Hagston wrote:Declared

Huh? Really?

Down unian



The Federal Republic of Edropia

Creator land wrote:Hi people! <3

Heyho and welcome to (probably) the greatest region there is

Edit: Oh wait, I just realized you didn't actually join. I still wish you many Hello's though

Down unian and Creator land

via Lake Obsidian

Creator land

Edropia wrote:Heyho and welcome to (probably) the greatest region there is

Edit: Oh wait, I just realized you didn't actually join. I still wish you many Hello's though

Thanks! and remember to vote me if you come across it :)

Hagston, Down unian, and Edropia

via The Loush Continent

The United Korea Republic of Korea Raya

Looks like our regions just established an embassy!

Congratulations for this diplomatic relationship, I am the current Minister of Foreign Affairs (MOFA) in The Loush Continent. Let's welcome our both regions relationship into the next level of multinational relationship!

Know us more by joining our discord server here -> https://discord.gg/D7NecfGH2t
Or just simply visit us on our RMB here -> page=display_region_rmb/region=the_loush_continent

Thank you so much for reading this message, I will update more info about our both region diplomatic relationship someday. See ya!

Hagston, Kaonashia, Sidramye, Down unian, and 1 otherEdropia

The 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱𝘀 of Hagston

Congrats to Blue Pearl and her Playthings, the NS-voted best nation in Laraniem!

Korea Raya wrote:Looks like our regions just established an embassy!

Congratulations for this diplomatic relationship, I am the current Minister of Foreign Affairs (MOFA) in The Loush Continent. Let's welcome our both regions relationship into the next level of multinational relationship!

Know us more by joining our discord server here -> https://discord.gg/D7NecfGH2t
Or just simply visit us on our RMB here -> page=display_region_rmb/region=the_loush_continent

Thank you so much for reading this message, I will update more info about our both region diplomatic relationship someday. See ya!

Glad to have established this connection!

Btw, are you guys ok with RMB poll ads?

Kaonashia, Down unian, Edropia, and Korea Raya

via The Loush Continent

The United Korea Republic of Korea Raya

Hagston wrote:Congrats to Blue Pearl and her Playthings, the NS-voted best nation in Laraniem!
Glad to have established this connection!

Btw, are you guys ok with RMB poll ads?

Sure, it will be fun

The 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱𝘀 of Hagston

LC CFCOU#1 passed. "Right to Amend" is now active.

Kaonashia and Edropia

via United Essentan nations

Owl country

What's happening in your favourite quiet embassy? Well, turns out a lot.
All the latest stuff from the United Essentan nations!

A music poll? Hmm...

UEN Newspixels #2

by The united essentan nations

The UEN Newspixel

April 3, 2021


Yeark Da Shark Takes UEN Newspixels headquarters!

Earlier today, Yeark Da Shark strategically seized the headquarters of The UEN Newspixel with cunning tactics. He barged in and T-posed to assert dominance. His demands are as follows: "Give I buffet now!". As you can see, this is clearly inhumane and poses a massive threat to the nation. A team of elite monkeys were sent in to neutralise this threat. They came out with bananas moments later, clearly happy horrified and traumatised for life. The government was forced to negotiate with the terrorist over a Zoom meeting call. The conversation went as follows:

Diplomat: We can't give you what you demand, but we can give you one strip of bacon.
Yeark: Two strips.
Diplomat: You've gone too far! We can't do that!
Yeark: Nowwww.
Diplomant: Never!
Yeark: Or else.
Diplomat: Do your worst!
Yeark: I will seize a spinny chair.
Diplomat: You wouldn't dare!
Yeark: I taking it.
Diplomat: Alright! We give in! Two strips of bacon it is fatty!
Yeark: Apologise or spinny chair gets it.
Diplomat: Sowwy.
Yeark: Properly.
Diplomat: Noe.

This went on for a few hours and remains unresolved. We will keep you updated as the situation develops. How are we sending this if Yeark has seized our HQ? Uhh...FAST LOOK AN ALIEN! *Running*

People missing

Several people in the region have gone missing, but not because of Yeark, that's another list. All of these people that have gone missing did so following a message telling them that they missed their Spanish lesson from an owl called "Duolingo" and occasionally a message warning them of a "Duolingo" breaking through the back door. Inside a building marked "Duolingo Punishment Building", the words "Scream for help in Spanish" could be heard followed by screaming in a foreign language, but nobody could understand it, so nobody cares. There are no current leads for who could or would do this. The only statement the police could give was "This person must be stopped, and we are putting our full effort in, there are definitely no clues or leads, we've been through everything.".

Attack of the wacky inflatable tube man

A man has been assaulted by an inflatable tube man on a windy day. He says that he was walking down the street past the 'Overpriced Second Hand Cars' store when a wacky inflatable tube man hit him. The man tried to counterattack but the tube man dodged the attack and tackled the man to the ground with the immense force equivalent to an air conditioner. The man attempted to call police but the tube man knocked it out of his hand and went into a frenzy of dangerous waving. Onlookers attempted to restrain the maniac but he leaned back and charged into them, sending the crowd all the way a couple centimetres to the ground. It was clear that this menace should not be messed with. Police were called onto the scene and tackled the tube man and had to resort to tasering the inflatable tube man, but this didn't even work, the police had to fire some bullets into him after which he deflated. He is now in police custody. His reasons for attack are unknown, but he is being sued for aggravated assault. The victim of the attack says he is traumatised and may never recover. We will keep you updated on the lawsuit as it progresses.

Read dispatch

Kaonashia and Edropia

The 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱𝘀 of Hagston

Kaonashia wrote:Atharacias has turned out to have turned out to host large quantities of oil and natural gas hidden beneath the sea floor, there has also been discovered that what was before thougt to be simply large coral reefs was actually massive cave systems covered in much more smaller coral reefs a like formations of various colours, the cave systems have been found to cover the whole planet indicating that the material the planet consist of must've been molten and almost liquid at its formation allowing for gas to bubble up and leave a porous surface allowing for water currents and sand to easily polish the rcoky sea bed and dig paralell to a very active and seismic planet allowing for lava underneath to drill from beneath, the colder sea water meeting the hot lava resulted in eneourmous pressures as the evaporating water could not escape. Many of these caves have crytal formation inside with some diamond, safir and gold deposits. Otherwise the entirely surface is generally rich in rusted iron and copper.

The Hagstonian Government expresses interest in the find, asking if Kaonashia plans to mine the planet, or preserve the natural formations.

Kaonashia and Edropia

Down unian

Down Unian Decriminalizes being Suicidal
Down Unian's government has recently decriminilized being Suicidal by giving the reason that it isn't even mentioned in the constitution that being suicidal is against unianism.Now the government is working towards opening therapy clinics for people with sucidal tendencies.

Kaonashia and Edropia

Kaonashia

Hagston wrote:The Hagstonian Government expresses interest in the find, asking if Kaonashia plans to mine the planet, or preserve the natural formations.

Kaonashian government responds saying that they have no need or interest to use the resources at the moment but if a time of need would come, in emergency situations Kaonashia would be willing to mine them in order to preserve the wellbeing of Laraniem, Hagston and Kaonashia, that is, in case of emergent demand for such. The current objective is to preserve the natural formations but at the same time there is an interest for establishing a tourism sector and a aquacultural sector.

Hagston, Sidramye, Down unian, and Edropia

The Democratic Kingdom of Koxor

==Koxor News Flash==
The Koxoriek secret service have discovered an underground conspiracy relating to the integrity of the government. Several documents have also been discovered linking this organisation with multiple terrorist attacks in recent years. Numerous members of the group have been arrested, and after questioning, revealed that the founder and head of the conspiracy is a mysterious man called Jorgen. Work is being done to establish whether this name is linked to Josef Jorgen, the former Sidramyean ambassador to Koxor, who was dismissed from his position for suspected corruption.

Hagston, Kaonashia, Down unian, and Edropia

Kaonashia

All television and radio broadcasts are abruptly interrupted showing a colourful image typical when technical difficulties show, (except on radio with buzz instead), after 5 seconds a message appears with a loud repetitive warning signal of "danger directed towards the public".

a robotic voice reads the following message;

Important message to the public:

"A suspected terror attack is occuring right now in the city of Kingsbury, South Hagstonia. A total of 12 have been confirmed wounded and the perpetrator is still on the loose in Mall Marina on Main Street 3d Avenue. Shop owners are advised close their stores as possible and evacuate the area if possible. Residents living in the area are advised to stay indoors, close all doors and windows with locks, shut off the ventilation and to close off the blinds. All other civilian persons are advised to stay out of the area and evacuate immediately and respect the barriers as the royal guards attempts to stop perpetrator with special equipment. Do not leave by car, gently evacuate on foot and stay calm. I repeat, leave your cars where they are and evacuate on foot. Thank you for your cooperation!

Addiotional info: Guardia Nacional and military reinforcement units have been called in along with ambulance, polic force and fire brigades. Please make room for them to pass through if you spot them coming from behind you on the road."

voice repeats the same message for the next 30 minutes before returning to normal broadcoast on television while the radio starts a live news broadcast to monitor the situation.

Hagston, Sidramye, Edropia, Indoinastan, and 1 otherKiraunik

The Federal Royalist Republic of Adriatican

I'm back, back in a New York Groove...

Hagston, Kaonashia, Sidramye, Down unian, and 1 otherEdropia

Indoinastan

Adriatican wrote:I'm back, back in a New York Groove...

Nice, I can now post a countryball comic I made about you

Hagston, Kaonashia, Down unian, and Edropia

The 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱𝘀 of Hagston

Kaonashia wrote:All television and radio broadcasts are abruptly interrupted showing a colourful image typical when technical difficulties show, (except on radio with buzz instead), after 5 seconds a message appears with a loud repetitive warning signal of "danger directed towards the public".

a robotic voice reads the following message;

Important message to the public:

"A suspected terror attack is occuring right now in the city of Kingsbury, South Hagstonia. A total of 12 have been confirmed wounded and the perpetrator is still on the loose in Mall Marina on Main Street 3d Avenue. Shop owners are advised close their stores as possible and evacuate the area if possible. Residents living in the area are advised to stay indoors, close all doors and windows with locks, shut off the ventilation and to close off the blinds. All other civilian persons are advised to stay out of the area and evacuate immediately and respect the barriers as the royal guards attempts to stop perpetrator with special equipment. Do not leave by car, gently evacuate on foot and stay calm. I repeat, leave your cars where they are and evacuate on foot. Thank you for your cooperation!

Addiotional info: Guardia Nacional and military reinforcement units have been called in along with ambulance, polic force and fire brigades. Please make room for them to pass through if you spot them coming from behind you on the road."

voice repeats the same message for the next 30 minutes before returning to normal broadcoast on television while the radio starts a live news broadcast to monitor the situation.

A convoy of Gasbarnese State Guard have been prepared, awaiting any orders to assist if need be. Officials wish to know of any more information about the attack, including what has happened and the estimated impact. The Southern border of Mainland Hagston has been shut to South Hagstonia, but will adjust the restrictions if the situation escalates.

Kaonashia, Down unian, and Edropia

The 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱𝘀 of Hagston

Adriatican wrote:I'm back, back in a New York Groove...

Welcome back!

Kaonashia, Down unian, and Edropia

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