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Dddddddddddddddddddd wrote:

Rhenzern change me to the pirates please
I want to burn down all of the Mediterranean

Ight

New Courland post comes out today rahhh
Delayed because dementia

Dddddddddddddddddddd wrote:

actually wait mg is funni I’ll vote for him
Might switch it later

This is epic levels of trolling

Rhenzern wrote:

Ight

Anything I need to know about the Mediterranean sea

Dddddddddddddddddddd wrote:

Anything I need to know about the Mediterranean sea

Ya little pirate activities besides maybe from the Spanish Coastline

Rhenzern wrote:

Ya little pirate activities besides maybe from the Spanish Coastline

No I mean what events are happening there, if any
I want to know so I can capitalize on them

Dddddddddddddddddddd wrote:

No I mean what events are happening there, if any
I want to know so I can capitalize on them

Oh. Qell the 3rd Spanish Civil War is still rage on, so any ports should be in shambles if Boil (who sawpped to spain) doesn't fortify them

Rhenzern wrote:

Oh. Qell the 3rd Spanish Civil War is still rage on, so any ports should be in shambles if Boil (who sawpped to spain) doesn't fortify them

So can I just steal Spanish land

Dddddddddddddddddddd wrote:

So can I just steal Spanish land

Probably not

No

Rhenzern wrote:

Probably not

Why?

Dddddddddddddddddddd wrote:

So can I just steal Spanish land

I mean the socialists have pretty good grip on the southern coastal regions

It's been a terribly long time since I've done national RP rather than character RP

Pain

Whoever wins this election, the deep state loses

Baloo Kingdom wrote:

Whoever wins this election, the deep state loses

It's actually physically impossible for us to lose. Even when you think we lose, we are actually winning

Plus Nova Imperii wrote:

It's actually physically impossible for us to lose. Even when you think we lose, we are actually winning

See, this is why glorious IOC is better. We don't have a deep state; we are the deep state.

Glory to the Institute. All hail Kingdom of Englands.

NPC Russian Federation wrote:

See, this is why glorious IOC is better. We don't have a deep state; we are the deep state.

Glory to the Institute. All hail Kingdom of Englands.

What losing to H-Corp in an election does to a person /s

These pain meds have me tweaking

https://umpscorecards.com/teams/

Proof that the Giants are disfavored and the Guardians are favored

Rhenzern wrote:

What losing to H-Corp in an election does to a person /s

He gets it /j

I have withdrawn my vote, I want to cause as much chaos as possible

Rhenzern wrote:

What losing to H-Corp in an election does to a person /s

The H Corporation wrote:

He gets it /j

Callista is simply a ripoff of the Institute of Cellulose but worse! Callista has no culture, no history, no identity of its own, and continuously leeches off of the glorious Institute and our glorious supreme leaders KOE and Wooloos! Callista is a fake nation smh smh, just like the Ukraine, glory to IOC!

/j + /s

I got sick, I will delay the RP a bit, specially since I have schoolwork to speedrun

The Prison wrote:

The Inescapable Nightmare of The Prison seems to be preparing for takeoff.

Destination: The Prison Cell (to change, please telegram the captain).

ETA: 2 days.

Please wait… Loading liquid rations onto ship… Powering on in-flight stasis chambers… Please wait…

As the radio cackles with chatter between pilot and ship officers, underneath the megastructure that is the prison, thrusters power on.

“Thank you for choosing The Prison Interregional Transportation, valued passengers!” The pilot laughs over the intercom, “Next stop: The Prison Cell”
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In all seriousness, thank you all for letting me stay and ask my questions about y’all and your activities. I look forward to having further talks and the such through Enthuse!
I have written an unprofessional review on the dispatch below this message.
Please direct all suggestions, concerns, questions, and hate mail to my telegrams.
Thank you again, The Inescapable Nightmare of The Prison.

The Prison wrote:

As the radio cackles with chatter between pilot and ship officers, underneath the megastructure that is the prison, thrusters power on.

“Thank you for choosing The Prison Interregional Transportation, valued passengers!” The pilot laughs over the intercom, “Next stop: The Prison Cell”
-~-~-~-~ -~-~-~-~ -~-~-~-~ -~-~-~-~ -~-~-~-~
In all seriousness, thank you all for letting me stay and ask my questions about y’all and your activities. I look forward to having further talks and the such through Enthuse!
I have written an unprofessional review on the dispatch below this message.
Please direct all suggestions, concerns, questions, and hate mail to my telegrams.
Thank you again, The Inescapable Nightmare of The Prison.

The Prison's Regional Information

by The Inescapable Nightmare of The Prison

I take region suggestions!
^{Upvote this so that the internet points motivate me to continue what I do!}

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Twelfth region: Callista

Rating: 9/10

Time: 8 Days.

A region with, as far as I can tell, a serious (but still somehow casual) roleplay and very casual community. The region is large, active, and relaxing (though sometimes too active, though that’s my personal preference). The dispatches for government-related activities are semi-realistic in their length, meaning that I have no desire to read any of them, but I know that quite a lot of people on this site are really into that type of writing and the such (to each their own). This region would be good for newcomers that are ready to put at least an hour into the game a day to get the full experience of the region, though those less-active will still enjoy this region and it’s community.

Going deeper into the roleplay aspects of the region, I have found that it is active (if you are not active in the roleplay you may be removed from it, though I’m pretty sure if you come back you may get your roleplay nation back) and many of those involved give very long & detailed posts that may be intimidating to those new to this type of roleplay (this is the reason I suggested being online for at least an hour; backreading roleplay & conversational posts is time consuming on some days), though I’m quite certain that they would be welcoming of shorter posts (so long as they follow the rules). The roleplay itself seems to be quite realistic, but those involved do not take it, for lack of a better word, seriously. While they all take part in the realism, they are also quite humorous.

Eleventh region: Kelios

Rating: 5.71/10

Time: 10 days.

While the region is slightly inactive for my tastes, it makes up for it with its ties to other regions! Even when the region itself is inactive you are able to pop into an embassy - most noticeably The Obsidian Highlands (which I may hop into later!) - and have a chat with the people inside! From what I could tell there is no active roleplay currently happening, and I feel that this would be good for new nations seeking slower-moving regions, with a deliberate approach to things.

(Note: First region visited after the break I took around December 2023.)

Tenth region: One Collective Brain Cell (recommended by: Duckies land).

Rating: 6/10

Time: 9 days.

Although my time was under 10 days, I have learned that this region is friendly, welcoming, and the founder is active. I was asked if I would like to assist in collecting embassies, but since I'm roaming with this nation, I declined - maybe if you are active in the region you might be able to help them out. New nations are welcome here, although I don't feel like it would be the best to learn all you can do in NS.
the founder is quite nice, and sometimes people from embassies stop by and start a chat, so the region has a pretty diverse RMB compared to others.
Very relaxed in nature, so if you have an alt you don't quite know what to do with, you could probably send it in and talk with people on the RMB. Another good region to pop an alt in and chat would be The Embassy, although it's a more active.

Ninth region: RGBN (recommended by: Hfluufffuufffuufff).

Rating: 9/10

Time: 20 days.

RGBN, with years of experience in running a community and region, are both welcoming, comical, interesting, and all-around amazing people.
The RP, while being open to anyone, seems to be complicated at first, but if you were to immerse yourselves in it I am sure you would be able to understand everything going on. I would highly suggest joining their Discord server (which you can find on their WFE), as it's a lot more relaxed and you can talk to people on a more equal level than here on NS.
Would this region be for newcomers? If you are a good communicator, then I feel that this region would be great for a new adventurer. And at the same time, there is enough going on for people who have played for years to be entertained for a few weeks at least, but probably much longer than that.
This really seems like a region I would pop a puppet in and then spiral down the hole into it becoming a main nation I use this site for.

Eighth region: The Forbidden West.

Rating: 4.5/10

Time: 17 days.

Chill region with a tight-knit small community. They are friendly and welcoming, although a bit loud.
The discord server is pretty inactive, but when people do send messages it's a fun time.
Not much regional politics, so it's really just a place to talk to new people and maybe make a few friends.

Seventh region: Holy Utopian Empire (recommended by: The magical one).

Rating: 6/10

Time: 8 days.

Active region and friendly nations make this region a prime place for you to hang out and make new friends. The region is quite new, and I think a few of them don’t really know how NS works, but that just makes it more of a unique experience.
Overall, they should probably work a bit more on their government structure, but their community is amazing.

Sixth region: Wow How Many Words Can I Fit Into This R.

Rating: 4.5/10

Time: 2 months

I joined the region, said that somebody had called them rude once (along with calling them dedicated [sup](you can find the post here)), and was promptly banned.
After a brief talk with the founder, I was unbanned, and they became very understanding.
I would suggest this region to inactive players, as not much happened.

Fifth region: Ice Shards.

Rating: 5/10

Time: 1 month

Honestly? Great region. Small community of friends that welcomed me with semi-open arms (truth be told they did run a poll to kick me).
They aren't serious, are (sometimes) funny, and are (moderately) active.
I would recommend it if you want a few laughs and maybe a few new friends.

Fourth region: The League.

Rating: 4.2/10

Time: 1 or 2 months

When I first joined the region I was a bit bombarded by the natives telling me to join the WA or be struck down, or banned. I just told them I was an alt and showed my main, and that was enough to get them off my back. I received what felt like daily TGs to join the WA for the "protection of the league". A very chill, very nice region, but a bit heavy on the "JOIN THE WA AND ENDORSE DELEGATE OR WE WILL ALL BE BANNED!!!1!!1" part of being a larger region.

Third region: Jewish Autonomous Oblast.

Rating: 4/10

Time: 1 month

Not much happened in my month-long stay. Pretty boring. Very cool people, although I wouldn't recommend them to new people.

Second region: EmbassyRegi0nia.

Rating: Not available

Time: 2 days

A very chill region dedicated to collecting embassies. Not much happened in my 2-day stay.

First region on this account: UN United Nations.

Rating: 1.6/10

Time: Around 3 months

A very simple region with a semi-democratic ruling. While the people still vote, the founder is still in complete control and has unpinned updated versions of his bulletins. Was really inactive for a bit while I was in this region, but still, not much happened.

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9/10, we're so cool. thanks for visiting and I'm looking forward to interacting with your puppet in new callista.