The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Zany Zanes wrote:

The shadow keeps their distance.

It's a trick question, don't overthink it.

is playing with pokemon cards

I can't hear well...

I couldn't hear well, after the Minecraft Roblox War of 2017. I heard better, after the Tumblr purge of '18, and my hearing ran away once and for all, when I got a job in December of 2020.

Now I sign on occasion(mainly cause I'm quiet), but people at work don't seem to understand I'm signing... not enough people sign...

Sprays, cleans and polishes the RMB.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Sprays, cleans and polishes the RMB.

places a box on a table nearby from underneath it, waiting for someone to grab it

goes into a trapdoor underneath that table, reappearing at the ceiling

Definitely toby wrote:

...

Appears right behind you; whispering into your ear...

What are you doing?

Brocklandia wrote:

Of course it is. "Beeswax" is filed between "Bees" and "Beelzebul." As for why we're organized, trust me: You don't want to get them confused. One of those is fun to have drinks with, and the other is a real pain. I'll let you decide which is which.

Hey look, having a drink with a demon is always fun

Still not sober after one week but eh, who cares

Zany Zanes wrote:

Impressed.
You ever teach one to shake?

Only in an earthquake.

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Hey look, having a drink with a demon is always fun
Still not sober after one week but eh, who cares

We surely don't care. Of course, we're a bar.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Appears right behind you; whispering into your ear...

What are you doing?

jumps in surprise in the rafters

Nothing...

...bad... right now...

watches from high in the ceiling for someone to take the box

_{open it already....}

_{open the portal...}

*The dog carries Mcdonald employee to the nearest McDonald's*

*The goats dispose of Arkhamn*

Brocklandia wrote:

We surely don't care. Of course, we're a bar.

Sobriety is temporary, drunkenness is eternal

Zombie Dog wrote:

*The dog carries Mcdonald employee to the nearest McDonald's*

They don't even go to a normal resting place. They go back to work.

Oh no...

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Appears right behind you; whispering into your ear...

What are you doing?

Consuela, what have we told you about disturbing the customers, if you're going to re-open your whole "side business" the red-light room is over there. Keep your obsessions away from our customers.

Prusmia wrote:

Consuela, what have we told you about disturbing the customers, if you're going to re-open your whole "side business" the red-light room is over there. Keep your obsessions away from our customers.

And, Consuela de la Morrela, remember that the Bar has rooms for rent upstairs for a reasonable fee, if you need them. Please, for love of all that's holy, don't do naughty things on top of the tables in the main room ...

_{Or under the tables, or behind the bar, or in the Jungle Room, or the Supply Room, the employee break room, the restrooms, or right outside the Spaghetti Monster's cage in the basement ...}

Zombie Dog wrote:

*The dog carries Mcdonald employee to the nearest McDonald's*

That'll teach 'em to try to bring in outside food!

Brocklandia wrote:

That'll teach 'em to try to bring in outside food!

*slowly walks out with Subay^tm sandwiches*

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

drunkenness is eternal

Sure, as long as your money supply holds up.

Brocklandia wrote:

Sure, as long as your money supply holds up.

Don't we have an infinite money generator anyway? Why do we make customers pay for things?

No one touched the box...

Oh well. Someone will

_{I guess I'll sleep... ...and wait}

No comment.

Hi. Just stopping by.

Dicerolla wrote:

Don't we have an infinite money generator anyway? Why do we make customers pay for things?

Customers ... pay? Well, aren't you precious! There's a reason we go months without a cashier and no one notices.

Songs you dont understand wrote:

No comment.

Just some Armenian college schoolgirls

https://style.news.am/eng/news/43355/streetstyle-in-yerevan-the-stylish-students-of-yerevan-state-linguistic-university-after-v-brusov-photo-video.html

I like how that article is dated "1925, September 1." Apparently more people have fallen through the time warp than was previously estimated.

_{Oh, wait--it's 19:25, not 1925. Never mind. But my point still stands.}

Wakes up dizzy outside, stumbles in
Phewwee, that was quite the black out of three weeks, or, well... yeah, that fees about right right.

plops down at the counter

Anybody here to serve me up a Latka's Russian Wodka?

slaps 20 pesos down

I'll take as many as that can get me, keep the change...

Feeling bored today.