Also, in what is already appearing to be a classic Lazy People move, our country has now just redefined pi to be only 3.2. Saves on having to do unnecessary math.
3rd out of 4 is WAY too high a rank for the Lazy People in largest manufacturing in the sector. We should be dead last in everything involving work! (Unless, someone gifted us some robots that do manufacturing for us... Hmm... maybe that's the reason).
A lotta weird stuff happens out here in the Deep. I think we got a ghost or somethin’ down in Hold 4. Stuff’s always gettin’ moved around down there. Seems to move on it’s own. No sensor readings, but I do have some grainy security camera footage, if you’re interested.
‘Bout half a lightyear away there’s a moon with some real spooky ruins. Nothin’ down there but rock and stone, and the occasional artifact. I’ve got pictures and sensor readings of the ruins, if you want ‘em. Subspace transmission ends
*Transmission begins* Sorry about the delayed response; our transmitter blew a couple fuses, and I had to jury rig spares. I’m transmitting the data now. Clear skies, Event Horizon. Nice meetin’ you. If you ever need help, let me know.
Over and out
*transmission ends*
The federation-state of lazy people
Sweet! The Federation State of Lazy People has just been ranked in the top 1% of all NS nations for being the most politically apathetic!
Also, in a reaction I can't understand, we just voted to include guinea pigs, aardvaarks, eyeballs and other gross things on the menus of Lazy People restaurants, and our Charmlessness percentage went DOWN. We somehow got more charm by having those nasty things on menus! Don't ask me how.
Spare parts? Good question. We will need at ask Prime Minister The united radds about that. They manage our increasingly over-complicated tech and weapons arsenal.
Now that you mention it, you folks wouldn’t happen to have any state of the art custodial equipment?
I’m the space janitor over at The Planet X, and this old busted up mop sure ain’t doing the trick — especially not for the amount of drool I have to mop up from our accountant, Devilish orcs…
Begin transmission I think we still have that lot of old cleaning droids. No idea how many work, but there’s enough parts to build at least one functioning droid. End transmission
We were so lazy, we forgot to check in and solve some issues. But no worries. The Lazy People garnered enough energy to come back to the region! Now it's time for a nap. That was too taxing for us.
Checking in again. Our pizza delivery sector is 224th in the world as of today! At the rate we're going, the Lazy People might just get the coveted #1 slot sometime in the next few years!