Rogue CONclaveBoard

Top 5% in the world for most stationary.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Top 5% in the world for most stationary.

Yay.

The federation-state of lazy people wrote:

Yay.

Yes

Hologram appears

Y'all still floatin' around space or what? Man, we are still frozen rock solid over at The Planet X... Those parts you gave me a while back have served me well. Been mopping up lots of drool and kitty litter...

Spenzerous wrote:

Hologram appears

Y'all still floatin' around space or what? Man, we are still frozen rock solid over at The Planet X... Those parts you gave me a while back have served me well. Been mopping up lots of drool and kitty litter...

Y’all need some heaters or something? Just got the comm back online. Again.

HELLO HO HO HO ROGUE CONCLAVE

I AM SAN TECH LAWS THE CHRISTMAS BOT.
I BRING TIDINGS OF JOY
WHETHER YOU WANT THEM OR NOT.

[PLEASE HELP US FIND THE BEST CHRISTMAS SONG]

OR IT COULD BE MARIAH CAREY
AND THAT WOULD BE WRONG.
IF THERE IS A NATION YOU THINK IS THE NICEST

[TELEGRAM LITTLE ST NICK SAYING WHY]

TO HAVE THEM PLACED ON THE NICE LIST.
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

[USE OUR ADVENT CALENDAR]

TO COUNT THE DAYS DOWN.
HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY CHRISTMAS
OR BE TERMINATED
WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

IF THIS RMB POST IS DISAPPROVED

[PLEASE CONTACT LITTLE ST NICK]

TO GET IT REMOVED.

[END OF TRANSMISSION]

This is an automated message.

HELLO HO HO HO ROGUE CONCLAVE

WHICH ONE WILL WIN
MAYBE PETER PAUL AND MARY
OR MAYBE WHAM
OR MAYBE CHUCK BERRY

WE HOST DAILY POLLS
TO FIND THE BEST CHRISTMAS SONG

[SO VOTE IN THIS HEAT]

IT WONT TAKE YOU LONG

[END OF TRANSMISSION]

This is an automated message.

A Galaxy wide transmission is sent from The Planet X, it shows a picture of The Controller and the following message.

Hello, we have sent this transmission to inform out closest allies and long lasting partners of the passing of our dear leader The Controller of the Planet X.

Due to some anomaly beyond our understanding they and many of our dear friends suddenly passed on, it has caused much chaos recently but now we have finally reached peace.

As of today, The united radds shall become The Controller and act as head of the sector until such a time in which we may bring back our friends.

We reach out to thank you, help or not, for standing by us despite all of this confusion.

If you have any further questions please reach out us,

Thank you and a happy holidays to those who will be celebrating this time of the sun cycle.

-Acting Controller Radd

Yeah, it's never so good that the Lazy People get SO lazy we cease to exist as a nation due to inactivity. I mean, come on! How can we be the official Lazy People if we are not incorporated as a country?

I got this as a result from one of my issues and found it so appropriate!

"The nation is so apathetic that Lazy People can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government."

If that doesn't sum up the Federation-State of Lazy People, I don't know what does.

YES. We are in the top 1% of Nation States for the most politically apathetic countries.

*tries not to trample anything on the way in*

Gojiro wrote:

*tries not to trample anything on the way in*

Welcome!

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Welcome!

*bows solemnly in thanks, before marching off into the sea*

Gojiro wrote:

*bows solemnly in thanks, before marching off into the sea*

I sea what you did there

*walks in, not seeing many people*

*feels sick when entering*
What's up with this place? I'm getting a headache.

Ehhh I'm gonna go.... ...there's something here keeping me away....

Have fun...

Definitely toby wrote:

Ehhh I'm gonna go.... ...there's something here keeping me away....

Classic Toby.

Gojiro wrote:

Classic Toby.

"Classic Toby"? What's that supposed to mean? Get the salt away from me. I brought cookies. Do you want cookies?

I made cookies only your Grandma's grandma knows exists. I asked her

Definitely toby wrote:

"Classic Toby"? What's that supposed to mean?

Over in the Bar we also offer New Toby, Diet Toby, Cherry Toby, Vanilla Toby, and Toby with a Twist of Lime. Any accusations that we've copied Coca-Cola's marketing strategy are danged lies.

Definitely toby wrote:

I made cookies only your Grandma's grandma knows exists. I asked her

Well, now we all know they exist. You just told us.

Brocklandia wrote:

Over in the Bar we also offer New Toby, Diet Tony, Cherry Tony, Vanilla Toby, and Toby with a Twist of Lime. Any accusations that we've copied Coca-Cola's marketing strategy are danged lies.

Well, now we all know they exist. You just told us.

Don't you dare say Tony. Change it now.

Yeah imma try it. Change Tony now. Erase it. MAKE IT TOBY!

My cookies....
I'm gonna order a classic Toby now.

Definitely toby wrote:

Don't you dare say Tony. Change it now. [rant, rant, rant] MAKE IT TOBY!

As you requested. I blame my auto-correct ... and the artificial sweeteners in Diet Toby.

Brocklandia wrote:

As you requested. I blame my auto-correct ... and the artificial sweeteners in Diet Toby.

Goood...

I need some Diet Toby. I can't eat that sugar. Toby has weight goals.

Definitely toby wrote:

Goood...
I need some Diet Toby. I can't eat that sugar. Toby has weight goals.

What weight are you trying to get up to? And would that tonnage be measured in metric or imperial?

Idea! If you can reach about 200,000 Gross Tonnage, we can hollow out your midsection, fill you with shipping containers, flood the street, and use you as a shipping freighter. C'mon, make the brrrrp! boat propeller noises for me.

Brocklandia wrote:

What weight are you trying to get up to? And would that tonnage be measured in metric or imperial?

Idea! If you can reach about 200,000 Gross Tonnage, we can hollow out your midsection, fill you with shipping containers, flood the street, and use you as a shipping freighter. C'mon, make the brrrrp! boat propeller noises for me.

I'm not a boat.

But brrrrrrrr