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Dr. Moran

We believe that we have free will in Lazarus. You and ourselves can elect to say whatever it is that may fall into words. Remember though, there are consequences to all that is said. Diplomacy is such that ties must be made between nations. We are glad that you are comfortable here. There will be times when The People's Republic of Owans does not agree with the policies of Demonos nor that of another nation. What is important is to remain diplomatic. The nice thing about political philosophy is that there are so many avenues to discuss. Should the police of a state oppress a certain group of people? Should the police power of a state carry arms to enforce law and order?
If you can recall your Rousseau, "the world of reality has its limits; the world of imagination is boundless."

The Principality of Demonos has done away with courts, jails, and above all: we reconciled the concept of "police".( please refer to: nation=demonos/detail=policies ) There is a catch though...

We conducted an experiment some time ago called The University Prison Experiments. The experiments selected groups of people who were equal in everything but race and gender. The groups were then divided into "guards" and "prisoners". The guards began abusing prisoners after a few days and we also found prisoners abusing each other for status within the prisoner social structure. These experiments were the foundation of the new constabularies under The Magister of Constabularies.

Snoodum

OOC: The coup was an April Fools. xD

Dr Moran twirls and runs away

Also I aspire to have those same policies. We only recently outlawed slavery here. This nation itself had fallen into wherever abandoned nations go to for the last decade until recent efforts remembered and revived it

We're going to try this again, since some of you can't be trusted to do the right thing. To the several hundred of you that did choose the right thing in the last poll, congratulations! You've met the bare minimum requirement for being a decent person.

page=poll/p=158940

Auphelia wrote:

We're going to try this again, since some of you can't be trusted to do the right thing. To the several hundred of you that did choose the right thing in the last poll, congratulations! You've met the bare minimum requirement for being a decent person.

page=poll/p=158940

So the first thing your doing after getting condemned by the WA is to urge people to be a better person?

New vedan wrote:

So the first thing your doing after getting condemned by the WA is to urge people to be a better person?

Naturally, my dear.

Once I've got it, the door needs to be shut behind me so no one else can follow.

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New Rogernomics wrote:

Snoodum

OOC: The coup was an April Fools. xD

An April Fool's? In June? What kind of fools do you take us for! Oh, wait....

lol

Cianlandia wrote:

An April Fool's? In June? What kind of fools do you take us for! Oh, wait....

Won't stop you RP'ing it. Though the coup was all just a nightmare of the PM and never actually took place. xD

Auphelia wrote:

To the several hundred of you that did choose the right thing in the last poll, congratulations! You've met the bare minimum requirement...

This is very unlike you, Mother of Harlots and Abominations, to disapprove of such lowly behaviour. Granted, no one likes a rapist. However, we had thought the poll was a way to mark your targets of scorn.

New vedan wrote:

So the first thing your doing after getting condemned by the WA is to urge people to be a better person?

A badge of condemnation is not often what it may imply. Some wear them as a mark of honor or a prize of successful evil. Yet, you raise a point.

Can we thank Pride month for giving Auphelia a caring heart? It's like watching the Grinch's heart grow... the warm smile scares the children though...

Demonos wrote:

This is very unlike you, Mother of Harlots and Abominations, to disapprove of such lowly behaviour. Granted, no one likes a rapist. However, we had thought the poll was a way to mark your targets of scorn.

You're all targets of my scorn, dear. I need not pick favourites.

Demonos wrote:

Can we thank Pride month for giving Auphelia a caring heart? It's like watching the Grinch's heart grow... the warm smile scares the children though...

The only warmth in my smile is when it causes the unwary to burst into flame.

Auphelia wrote:

You're all targets of my scorn, dear. I need not pick favourites.

The only warmth in my smile is when it causes the unwary to burst into flame.

Aye

*Walks back into Lazarus with a line of meese and Sneyland*

e___e whoever spoke to that animal welfare person, please meet me in the ally.

And it's all lies.

Anyway, MOOSE STEW TO BE SERVED SOON.

New adelsin wrote:

e___e whoever spoke to that animal welfare person, please meet me in the ally.

And it's all lies.

Anyway, MOOSE STEW TO BE SERVED SOON.

The Tubbies await moose stew!

So long as the moose was tested for CWD and we are assured that we are not going to contact a prion disease that makes us into a lumpy zombie than we're game.

*wakes up after a 2 day slumber and yawns* Hello people.

Demonos wrote:

So long as the moose was tested for CWD and we are assured that we are not going to contact a prion disease that makes us into a lumpy zombie than we're game.

>__> What? are you implying there's moose in the moose stew? WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS? ARE YOU WEARING A WIRE?????

New adelsin wrote:

>__> What? are you implying there's moose in the moose stew? WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS? ARE YOU WEARING A WIRE?????

I think he is. You should get rid of him before he spreads any unseemly rumors

New adelsin wrote:

>__> What? are you implying there's moose in the moose stew? WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS? ARE YOU WEARING A WIRE?????

Whoa WHOA, dear friend. We report to no one. We just like our moose stew to be delicious without the problems of contacting a disease. Should you need test kits, we are willing to send them to you at no cost. Testing for prions is just a safety standard that we can all benefit from is all we are saying. Now pass the stew, it smells good.

*takes out a Demonos Centers for Disease Control instant test kit.*

Glorious society wrote:

I think he is. You should get rid of him before he spreads any unseemly rumors

No she isn't. You'd find getting rid of me is a lot harder than getting rid of a prion disease.

Suspicious,

Lady Vera
Princess of The Principality of Demonos

The last step has been taken, we passed AI personhood.
Bravenewworld is one of top 1% in scientific advancement now, the tower of babel is completed.

New Rogernomics wrote:

Snoodum

OOC: The coup was an April Fools. xD

Wow, I really didn't notice! Well, at least the Snoodian government has a plan for what to do if it ever does come to pass!

King lazarus and Snoodum, the campaign period has now begun on the LazCorp RMB. You each have the next five days to layout your campaign, answer questions and convince the voters why you would be the best choice for developer! Good luck

Mzeusia wrote:

King lazarus and Snoodum, the campaign period has now begun on the LazCorp RMB. You each have the next five days to layout your campaign, answer questions and convince the voters why you would be the best choice for developer! Good luck

Thank you very much for this announcement!

As I said when I announced my candidacy, a strong hand is needed in such a time as we are facing and I know I can guide us all to a brighter, more prosperous Lazarus with a host of new ideas such as a regular poetry, prose and script collection where people can submit their pieces to be displayed in a dispatch.

I'd like to introduce another story dispatch, much like the 'Poll Story' Mzeusia has graced us with though this would integrate ideas from lots of nations. I think the broad range of ideas that people can submit, assuming they are unaware of the ideas of other people, could make for a very interesting story that all would contribute to and make a truly Lazarene story.

The above are but two ideas and I would continue but for the sake of brevity. I hope all are doing well and, when the time comes, vote for me in the upcoming election. Any ideas anyone has for what I should implement, please don't hesitate to telegram me.