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The Couples/Ships of TSP
Next Update: TBA
Quick Pre-Amble:
For many reasons I have temporarily discontinued updating this. Not just cause it takes a lot of time but also for a plethora of other more complicated reasons that have to do with the idea of a the list itself. Anyway, you can still enjoy the journalistic piece if you aren't familiar with the list, just know this is very outdated and not at all accurate anymore, so if you're going to read it, read it just for fun okay?
...also, I'm not sure how this looks on a phone but because of the way it's formatted probably don't read it on a phone :p
...The Pre-Amble is done, on to the Amble >->
Okay so East lodge suggested that,
and I thought it would be a really good idea so I made it, but also made it about ships! ^-^
If you want your ship on this list, or if you just want to help me improve/correct something about this list, please read the instructions for such things at the very bottom.
This board is going to change as I add new stuff to it and make it better but this is the current draft:
The Ships/Couples of TSP | Ship/Couple Name | Couple/Ship First Guessed/Proposed-by |
Si-topia x | Official couple name is "TSSSi" (TSSS+Si). I still think that my suggestions: "Si-Scopia" and "The Solar Systopia" were more "interesting" | Guessed by: |
| Alice seems partial to "Alward" but a plethora of other couple names are used by other people including: "Poward" and "Curlice" (the latter kinda sounds like they have a lice infestation :p) | No idea |
| It's hard to make a good one cause there's three names but the top suggestions are: "VB2" and "Veepee" (the former for the throuple the latter just for Vol x Bee) | |
Kerlodia x | I honestly don't think I ever got suggestions for this so....um.....let's just go with: "Kerloderacy". A little too long but not terrible :p | No idea |
Peismatarika x | I came up with "Peiscrete" which is okay I guess and | No idea |
Auphelia x | Requested name was "Auphepee", which sounds un poco strange but their names also are kinda strange so it's kinda hard to make a normal sounding ship name :p | Proposed to be added by: |
| Best I could come up with, with some help, was "Volinor". Sorry about this Erinor >~? Even you couldn't escape being shipped >~< | Proposed to be added by: |
| Requested ship name was "Sthalrim Pad Nation" which is kinda un-inventive :p but not weird either so thanks ^-^ | Proposed to be added by: |
United confederate states x Auphelia | Requested ship name was "United Auphelia States". Once again at least it's easy to say ;) | Proposed to be added by: |
| No one? No one at all? ;-; | Proposed to be added by: |
Disclaimer: I have edited most of these quotes but I have only edited them to take out the irrelevant parts and to fix spelling. If you wish to see the original post that is being quoted you can just click the link on the right of each like always.
The earliest mentions of this ship that I could find was a long while back when
Pencil Sharpeners 2 said:This ship would come up again, shortly after, when the following played out:
Oh Si, did you forget to read the fine print of that contract? :p
Unfortunately I couldn't find when they became an actual couple and not just 'married' but maybe that didn't even happen on the rmb. Regardless they would become one of the sweetest couples in The South Pacific and are infamous for their frequent cuddle sessions (from which I learned the word 'floof' for the first time).
Also notable is this letter by
The Solar System Scope to Si-topia that might just be the sweetest thing ever:On a more "recent" (lol not that recent anymore) note, Christmas happened.
TSSSi is still alive and kicking (or should I say kissing?) and I couldn't be gladder. Here's to another year of love! ^-^
(edit from February: yeah they're still a thing in case the horribly uninformed reader was checking this now. I'm not including more quotes cause you literally just have to see them for like ten seconds when they're both on at the same time if you want info on how their relationship is going. They're a super active couple so I don't really know what notable things to quote as an update for them since they're just a pretty steady couple in general ^-^)
Just to clarify, I still don't know anything about the origins of this couple, but I can at least show them being cute in the rmb >~<
So, after some time apart due to inactivity, the following played out:
Speak of the devil...
Curlyhoward annoys me because he's too good at rhyming, and people who are better at something than me annoy me >:I
I mean, who just incidentally rhymes kite with tonight? Rude I say, rude ;)
Wait no, let me try for a sec...um...I'm writing the dispatch, working my way through this batch...of ships...uh...something that rhymes with "ships"...
Let's just forget that happened.So, some more recent activity from the couple came around the time of Christmas:
Um...then Alice said something back to him and I'm sure it was brilliant and very sweet but I can't seem to find it >~<
The rmb searcher is far from perfect and it's pretty hard to find stuff sometimes :pAlso
Curlyhoward had his birthday apparently. (I was inactive at the time, I think, so I didn't know until I was looking for quotes)
Happy pretty late birthday Curly! ^~^ Also here's a snip from that day:Anyway, that's all for now. If I have one complaint, it's that
Curlyhoward never seems to ping 
Alice Parker whenever he posts about/to her. It must be hard to keep track of conversations >~< They're a lovely couple though ^~^Move aside TSSSi, make way Alward, there's a new power couple in town, or should I say power throuple?
That's right! VB2 is here to take it's rightful place in the ship list and I guess it's time to get explaining, right? :pSo I wasn't really around at the time
Beepee and 
Volaworand started flirting and what-not and I couldn't find it in my searches so you'll just have to take my word on that much. But after slowly developing into a relationship of sorts as an unofficial couple with Beepee as Volaworand's sugar daddy, this happened:
(In the start of these quotesBeepee is buying tickets for a concert from Auphelia)(after some interactions with Auphelia buying the tickets)
Apparently this didn't set off alarm bells in their minds. Don't they know what Auphelia does on "cruises"?
"I'm sure everything will be fine" - famous last words
...again
Beepee and Volaworand are unperturbed by this :p
Some time later:It was, indeed, a thing. However it wouldn't just be them forever, around four days later
Pencil Sharpeners 2 was having some trouble being rejected:Thankfully, it looked like a certain penguin was looking out for him:
At first,
Beepee is less than thrilled:Volaworand decides to take the pressure off of Beepee by letting him know he doesn't have to agree to it:However,
Beepee comes around eventually:And with that, the iconic throuple was born! Here's to hoping for more happy years of love for us all! ^~^ <3
Yes, yet another couple formed during the gap in time between this update and the last, we've had quite a month >~<
Maybe now NHC won't flirt with me anymore >_<
Anyway, seeing as they've even married, we definitely have to have a bit of a longer quotes section, prepare yourself :pTheir story started, as most stories do, with gender confusion (lol what stories have I been reading :p):
{in response to someone saying NHC should like a more popular song}Probably because that ship was a gay ship, lol ;)
Nobody just says that unless they're thinking about being with that person >~>
Well this is accelerating really randomly.
She was, indeed, married. Kerlodia was, at this time, married to Zinaland (otherwise known as Proobscis) but Proob hadn't been active for quite a while and it was suspected he might have quit the game.
Kerlodia was obviously still attached to Proob at this time but it seems she was still not writing off new love as a possibility since it was possible Proob had quit the game and thus left her.
Some time later, after Proob had Cte-d and their bonds had grown considerably:
It means you're making out or snogging as the Brits would say :p
I find it funny that they had to explain what violent kissing was >~>
To NHC:High praise
Great proposal 10/10
So yeah, that's it. Actually Auphelia refused to marry them out of a grudge but they still did the unprecedented and married themselves, crazy I know.
Though they're still a relatively new couple they've already got a strong start and I hope to see more from them in the coming months ^~^
So, last month I got a telegram from
Zess pointing out the couple "Peislab" and citing this as evidence:She didn't actually tg lol >~<
I talk about this below.
So, as Peis said, it had been like that for a while. In that case, why did it take so long for this to get on The Ship List? Well that's because, at the time this ship was starting and the time it was recommended, it also conflicted with a different ship suggestion I was getting, Altion x Peis, so I decided, rather than include either, I would just wait it out for one to grow more relevant than the other. And
Concrete Slab and Peismatarika have remained a strong couple for all this time demonstrating not only cutesy flirting but also that, as demonstrated in the quotes above, they could just be a pretty chill couple in general. Truly, their sweet more relaxed relationship is highly enviable.Anyway, they're really cute together, hopefully we'll see even more of this couple in the coming months ^-^
*clears throat*
A long time ago,
In the mythical times
When Poppy didn't go randomly missing for days,
She noticed this quote:
Of course, after reading this, my ship sense was tingling. Then I received a ping from NHC:Just to provide some context, he was reacting to this post:
Now, to be fair, if this was all the evidence I had for the ship I wouldn't have included this as an entry cause I'm pretty sure Auphelia wasn't flirting with
Beepee here but was rather making a political statement about the sexist design of many mandated outfits for work, or maybe I'm reading too much into it, but nevertheless this was enough to get me investigating the ship and I found some pretty great stuff ^-^Just to start with, there's this:
Well if that isn't ship-able I don't know what is :p
Actually it turns out NHC was shipping them long before he pinged me cause in response toBeepee's post he said:To which
Beepee of course had a response:So yeah, it actually turns out I think this is the cruise
Beepee was talking about that got me interested in the first place. Also Auphelia had a response to NHC's vocal shipping of her and Beepee:Um...I'm confused about what she's trying to say but that's besides the point I guess.
There is also one other group of posts that I found that I thought was pretty "Auphepee" packed, well mainly just the first one but still I shall include all the evidence! >o<
Anyway, that's all I got. Honestly ships are usually built on way less so this is definitely more than enough to justify them being added as a ship to the list. Please have mercy on me Auphelia and
Beepee in case you're mad ;-;
[On a random note from February I just noticed that everyone seems to spelling things in the British way, likeBeepee saying "favour" instead of "favor". Really no point to this random side tangent, just noticing that I think everyone here's British :p] This one will be pretty quick, it's not really a complicated story.
Basically
Volaworand posted a tangent on suppression and minor stuff happened:And in response Erinor jokingly agreed with his point by saying:
The Solar System Scope read this and pinged me about it:And then here I am, writing about this to prove that even joking wording will not go unpunished, nobody can escape the long reaching hand of The Ship List >_<
On an unrelated note I thought that
Pencil Sharpeners 2's reaction to hearing about this ship was funny:Anyway, that's all I got.
Both of these ships were suggested by
New Haudenosaunee Confederacy as kinda jokes so I'll do them together, more or less I'll just include the quotes of what led to these two weird ships here and not much else.In response to TSSS talking about his relationship with Si-topia
Sthalrim said:Alrighty then >~<
And the other one:
I guess there's happy endings to everything >~?
- This is just to clear some stuff up. When I included the joke ship of me "x literally any other lesbian" I did just mean it as a joke. I am desperate for romance and all, don't get me wrong, but I currently don't feel comfortable enough with myself, cause I'm a messy person, so I wouldn't want to be in a relationship until I dealt with that.
Also, even if I didn't have to deal with my problems I would still want to actually get to know a girl (or boy as the unlikely case may be) better before we got into a semi-committed relationship, so yeah :p I wouldn't really want just some random love rp thing, I would want more so it's not really likely this will ever happen on here, even disregarding the first paragraph of this section.
Also, yet another note, I won't include requested ships of me with other people cause that would be a weird thing to do. The only reason including ships of other people works is cause they didn't ask for it so they don't have to feel weird about it being on a list cause they haven't gone along with it necessarily in any way. Adding a ship of myself wouldn't work cause then I would be, in part, accepting it, which would make it weird. Also I'm probably not into anything you've shipped me in, so yeah >~<
The Under-List - Home of the Missing in Action Ships
A list of ships not currently relevant enough to make the cut on The Ship List
Hokoan x
Beepee
Ship Status: Ship (seriousness rating was "ship level seriousness" before it was underlisted)
Under-List Status: Inactive
Ship Name: HopeeSo TSSS and Kerlodia pinged me about another possible ship, citing the following interaction as evidence:
Unfortunately that appears to be it, I haven't been active recently so I haven't seen Hokoan and
Beepee interact much and I've got to finish this edit so I don't have time to go digging for stuff that might not actually even be there. So I guess we'll have to take a bit of a raincheck on this one and come back to it later to see if its gone anywhere ^-^I checked on interactions between the two since the last article on the two and couldn't really find anything relevant so I underlisted this until I see the possibility of it come back.
Coalition of longitude x East lodge
Ship Status: Ship (seriousness rating was "probably a joke" before it was underlisted)
Under-List Status: Not currently relevant
Ship Name: LodgitudeI got the request from Coalition of longitude like this:
To Coalition of longitude,
Concrete Slab replied:(this is because, at the time, Concrete and Lodge were an item)
So yeah, this ship doesn't seem super serious and its request seems to be mostly aimed at playfully teasing.However there is a bit more to this ship than meets the eye. Apparently awhile before Concrete and Lodge were an item Coalition of longitude had raised a child of sorts with Lodge in the form of a golem named Daedalus and Coalition decided to use this as an excuse to force himself into the shipping scene by citing this as the reason for his sudden jealousy. Anyway, I don't have quotes for this cause that would take far too long to find but it seems credible since these are the reasons Coalition himself gave me for his request ^-^
This ship was requested in light of Concrete and Lodge's relationship at time and as a way to mainly tease them and bring up Coalition and Lodge's previous "relationship" of sorts. Now, with Concrete and Lodge having fallen out, this makes less sense to include plus it was more or less a joke ship and it's pretty old and we need to make way for new ships and couples on the ship list.
Auphelia x
The Solar System Scope
Ship Status: Ship (seriousness rating was "probably a joke" before it was underlisted)
Under-list Status: Kinda Old
Ship Name: ScopheliaShortly after posting the first draft of this dispatch I got this:
So...I put it on because, as an objective journalist, I'll put on basically any ship you want as long as the parties in question aren't seriously offended. On the other hand, usually if someone were to make an audacious ship like this, I'd want them to include evidence. However Tilipria declined to give evidence so........*internal groaning* I guess I'll have to, but don't expect me to argue hard >:I
The most I can say for this ship is, well they do fight alot, right? And, if tv shows are to be believed, it's the people that squabble alot that always end up together so...case closed? >~>
In all seriousness, this is just another joke ship probably. Anyway, that's all I have to say on the matter :I
This ship was given with no evidence and it had no relevance to begin with, much less now. It was just a joke ship, which I definitely appreciate ^~^, but it's probably time to move this out of the way to make room for new stuff.
- The Solar System Scope x The Solar System Scope
Ship Status: Ship (ship seriousness was "definitely a joke" before it was underlisted)
Under-List Status: Confused Origins and Taking Up Space
Ship Name: TSSS²"I don't remember the origin of this ship but somebody, I don't remember who, requested this ship under the ship name: TSSS² because TSSS was making a ton of alter foxes of himself, which seemed to be in relationships with each other"
I received more suggestions than I thought I would for this update and the ship list was getting too big and clunky and this ship was never serious from the start and I could never remember who requested it so I underlisted it.
If you want a ship/couple of your own on here you can telegram me and I'll get back to you a soon as I can, same goes for any ship/couple names you want to add to the list. It's recommended you include quotes as evidence of your ship if you want to add one of your own. You can also submit quotes to support ships on the list, or favorite quotes from a couple on the list.
Couples obviously can get me to change anything about their couple name or quotes and explanations no questions asked.
If you really don't want a couple or ship you're in to be on this list then just telegram me and I'll take it off asap (though, if it's only a ship, unless you really don't want it on, then please don't ask to take it off cause it's just a non-serious list and even if you don't ship the ship you're in, it's just a ship. Wow I said ship way to many times in that sentence :p).
Also if you see spelling mistakes or similar please telegram me with it.
If you want to change something about the list that I didn't think of you can obviously telegram me about it and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
Um...I think that's it.
Thanks for Reading, Love You All ^~^
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