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Si-topia wrote:

Aww congrats! You must be tired, have a seat.
*prepares her comfiest chair for you and holds out a big fluffy blanket*
I'm doing great, thank for asking!

That's good to hear.

*puts on her reading glasses*

I just got a letter from Beepee! Move the lamp over, will you?

Beepee wrote:

Dearest Auphelia,

I was delighted to receive your letter.

-great advice-

As per our previous agreement: No fee is required for the disposal of naughty RMBers

Yours thoughtfully,

Beepee

My Dear Beepee,

I was pleased to know you are still alive. Given that I sent you to deal with Farengeto, I wasn't quite sure that you would make it. I am glad you saw it through. I hope my tips on how to best utilise throwing knives was of use to you when hunting them down.

As you may know, I have been boarding with Si for some time now, to save up for my doomsday device. However, I fear she had become suspicious of my activities, and the chance that I may be compromised in the future seems assured unless something is done. I may need to enlist your services to deal with her.

Your Most Grateful Employer,

Hypothetically Auphelia