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Wolflanden's Deck
Wolflanden has 125 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Iron Fist Consumerists
“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!”
26.627 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves. Infamous sell-swords, flagrant waste-dumping, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Freedom in solitude”
34.45 billion baddonians. National health service, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Signed, Robert C. Byrd, President Pro Tempore”
Delegate
24.069 billion Senators. Closed borders, public floggings, and disturbing lack of elderly people.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“All are doomed!”
15.884 billion Metarchians. Compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Travel on the Winds, and Have no Fear”
14.608 billion Savorians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“We make Weapons of Mass destruction. Want some?”
24.901 billion GHAUNADAURians. Public floggings, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Fear Zeus”
28.981 billion Achaianians. Museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalist Paradise
“Cocaine!”
13.795 billion Cocaineans. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“Makedonija nad se”
25.842 billion Latvian landians. Compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Burnzland ne're can yield”
23.6b4,354t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Not always right but never left.”
28.353 billion Ecalpans. Zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Just working out”
13.448 billion Egetaecians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Don't start none, won't be none.”
Delegate
12.953 billion Gonzlanders. Ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Get stoopid, that's the plan!”
7.92b1,990t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Anything you can build we can build better”
9.909 billion Hickslerians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Psychotic Dictatorship
“We are the beautiful twinkling of eternity, never fade.”
6.60b1,252t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Glory, Wealth and Power.”
8.81b2,336t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Vetur er að koma!”
Delegate
6.608 billion Wolflandenians. Frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We do not question your moneys’ origin either *winks*”
Delegate
8.66b1,598t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We do not question your moneys’ origin either *winks*”
Delegate
8.66b1,598t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We do not question your moneys’ origin either *winks*”
Delegate
8.66b1,598t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We do not question your moneys’ origin either *winks*”
Delegate
8.66b1,598t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We do not question your moneys’ origin either *winks*”
Delegate
8.66b1,598t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“If money can’t talk, why does it rule so well?”
5.81 billion Norse. Unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Compassion through strength”
5.43b1,581t
SEASON TWO
RARE CARDS
New York Times Democracy
“無”
9.355 billion Takinitese. Keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.”
13.804 billion Thieves. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Ever Hopeful”
24.164 billion Hentleyians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Vivant”
21.1b3,211t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Room to move”
9.783 billion Tileston Unityians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
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