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Mousebumples's Deck
Mousebumples has 68 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“May the Goddess bind our foes with Her chain, and destroy them with Her axe!”
Game Mod
34.438 billion Arpeans. Unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“A Nation of Economic Rights and Values”
Game Mod
29.93 billion NERV Members. Daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I didn't come to play. I came to slay.”
Game Mod
31.744 billion Euroslavians. Daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
Admin
33.119 billion SalusaSeconders. Sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We pawn n00bs”
Editor
25.891 billion Zwangzugians. Ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“So I can type whatever I want here?”
Game Mod
15.997 billion Mallorea and Rivans. Deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The only prescription is more cowbell!”
Game Mod
WA
33.476 billion Mousebumplesians. Rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The only prescription is more cowbell!”
Game Mod
WA
35.5b7,918t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The only prescription is more cowbell!”
Game Mod
WA
35.5b7,918t
SEASON TWO
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee.”
Editor
33.692 billion Amorians. Rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Semper Virens”
Game Mod
Editor
Delegate
26.572 billion Ransites. Vat-grown people, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For all whom miss 1908.”
32.231 billion Markreichians. Ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Roses have thorns!”
34.41 billion Badasses. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem?”
Secretariat
WA
14.66 billion Separatists. Infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”
34.338 billion Wulfens. Museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Valiyos, be Strong!”
WA
25.984 billion Kriovallers. Ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Omnium rerum rattus mensura est”
WA
30.506 billion Szczuropoles. Complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Paradise is just a wormhole away.”
Forum Mod
11.986 billion Wads. Anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Will class angle for labour vouchers”
Editor
7.976 billion Caracasusians. Complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“O brave new world, that has such people in't!”
Editor
WA
7.273 billion Frieden-und Freudenlandians. Infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Left-Leaning College State
“Nihil Sine Justitia”
WA
18.395 billion Drecqians. Parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Libertad y Justicia”
WA
25.611 billion Nuevanos. National health service, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Sing to the Motherland”
27.623 billion Iron Felix. Ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Veni, Vidi, Spud”
WA
17.836 billion Spudlandians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Unitatis in Varietatem”
WA
8.465 billion FedRabbistanians. Otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Left-Leaning College State
“Everybody gets to make up their own motto”
33.937 billion Free4Allians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For Empire!”
25.729 billion Europeians. Ban on automobiles, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Live for Profit, Die for Profit”
23.449 billion Ambrellans. Keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Together we can make Retired WerePenguins great again!”
27.576 billion WerePenguins. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum”
WA
27.138 billion Lethenians. Smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
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