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RARE CARDS

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Largest Welfare Programs: 95thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 422ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,583rd
30.7b3,553t
Left-Leaning College State
SEASON THREE
Anarchy
“Founder”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 363rd Highest Drug Use: 376th Most Politically Free: 548th
10.455 billion MPians. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,476thMost Stationary: 8,129thLargest Populations: 10,203rd
21.0b1,376t
Moralistic Democracy

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Ultimate Beauty of Gemstones”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,641stMost Stationary: 1,809thLargest Black Market: 4,477th
16.8b2,204t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“We're still searching”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,528th Most Stationary: 1,966th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,157th
16.044 billion Zamonians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Semper ubi sub ubi”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,662ndMost Influential: 3,009thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,463rd
4.52b368t
SEASON TWO

COMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere”
Most Average: 3,518th Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,813th
3.021 billion Hraorreaneglelneoans. Burgeoning Black Widow population.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Peace and Justice”
1.807 billion Astanzians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
Largest Insurance Industry: 3,817thMost Pacifist: 13,963rd
62.0m2.46t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“God bless us!”
Largest Insurance Industry: 10,541stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,921stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,407th
16.0m906b
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Unity, Discipline, Work”
Most Conservative: 922ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,337thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,191st
5.00m275b
SEASON TWO
Proudly Independent Since 2014
Most Average: 10,670th
1.62b80.7t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE