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162.68 Testlandia's trades...

Testlandia's Deck

Testlandia has 269 cards. Value...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Grr. Arg.”
Admin
Largest Populations: 489th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,556th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,732nd
33.351 billion Testlandians. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Grr. Arg.”
Admin
Largest Populations: 489th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,556th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,732nd
33.351 billion Testlandians. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Fixed, thanks.”
Admin
Editor
Largest Populations: 475thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,875thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,923rd
35.4b2,006t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Fixed, thanks.”
Admin
Editor
Largest Populations: 475thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,875thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,923rd
35.4b2,006t
SEASON TWO
Admin
Editor
Most Valuable International Artwork: 181stLargest Populations: 428thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,200th
41.9b2,495t
New York Times Democracy
SEASON THREE
Democratic Socialists
“May the Goddess bind our foes with Her chain, and destroy them with Her axe!”
Game Mod
Most Cheerful Citizens: 83rd Largest Populations: 135th Largest Publishing Industry: 177th
34.438 billion Arpeans. Unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Vote early, vote often.”
Admin
Ballotonia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 63
Most Efficient Economies: 9th Largest Populations: 29th Most Rebellious Youth: 124th
34.893 billion Ballons. Barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
Admin
Largest Populations: 547th Largest Mining Sector: 965th Highest Economic Output: 1,322nd
33.119 billion SalusaSeconders. Sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“hello”
Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 190th Largest Black Market: 938th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,043rd
34.231 billion Crazy girlians. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee.”
Editor
Luna Amore was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 170
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12th Most Efficient Economies: 47th Most Cultured: 76th
33.692 billion Amorians. Rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“As long as there is light, we will shine”
Kandarin was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 2
Most Efficient Economies: 225th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 280th Largest Populations: 392nd
33.627 billion Kandarinians. Museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Semper Virens”
Game Mod
Editor
Ransium was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 236
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd Best Weather: 24th Most Beautiful Environments: 54th
26.572 billion Ransites. Vat-grown people, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6th Highest Disposable Incomes: 19th Highest Economic Output: 23rd
34.742 billion Myrthians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Will class angle for labour vouchers”
Editor
Most Inclusive: 234th Highest Poor Incomes: 308th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 309th
7.976 billion Caracasusians. Complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Knowing is beginning”
Editor
Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 71st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 156th Fattest Citizens: 170th
7.177 billion Archivists. Unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Anarchy
“Minė arnanorė nu minė iluvala Elentįri.”
Most Efficient Economies: 61st Largest Populations: 97th Highest Economic Output: 203rd
34.599 billion Menelmacari. Public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Minė arnanorė nu minė iluvala Elentįri.”
Largest Populations: 88thHighest Economic Output: 204thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 366th
36.6b12,910t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Live Free or Drive Hard”
Highest Crime Rates: 6th Most Armed: 10th Most Rebellious Youth: 19th
31.9 billion HotRodians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd Most Avoided: 3rd
34.874 billion Nak Nakians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Winter is Coming”
Largest Publishing Industry: 35th Most Cultured: 118th Most Secular: 129th
14.798 billion Northerners. Museums and concert halls, national health service, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“We may be repressed but we're remarkably dressed”
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd Largest Mining Sector: 33rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 50th
33.99 billion Haldanians. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“A thought a day keeps the stupid police away”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 34th Best Weather: 65th Nicest Citizens: 75th
34.273 billion Erastideans. Museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“We Live in Mother's Light.”
Largest Populations: 4thMost Stationary: 18thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25th
37.2b10,317t
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Idealism at All Costs!”
Largest Populations: 157th Most Cheerful Citizens: 169th Largest Publishing Industry: 337th
34.349 billion Scolopendrans. Keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“The Indivisible Many”
Smartest Citizens: 52nd Most Advanced Public Education: 62nd Nicest Citizens: 68th
15.148 billion Trotterdammers. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“The Indivisible Many”
Smartest Citizens: 38thLeast Corrupt Governments: 54thMost Compassionate Citizens: 56th
17.2b6,948t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Everyone else is better in theory than in practice”
Most Inclusive: 206th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 252nd Least Corrupt Governments: 275th
7.152 billion Felscombers. Ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“I'm wooling to go out on a lamb”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 87th Largest Populations: 107th Smartest Citizens: 357th
34.55 billion Blaatschapenians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Remember the Alamo!”
Most Efficient Economies: 492nd Most Influential: 910th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,382nd
13.925 billion Texans. Strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“These NSers are crazy!”
Largest Publishing Industry: 248th Most Cheerful Citizens: 822nd Most Efficient Economies: 920th
14.806 billion adorable bunnies. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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