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ULTRA-RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Safety, Security, Unity.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 123rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 242nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 263rd
9.41 billion Altmorans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Hail Satan”
Largest Insurance Industry: 282nd Largest Black Market: 420th Largest Mining Sector: 436th
21.143 billion Sathanians. Museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 807th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 976th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,314th
21.589 billion Evil Personzians. Deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Professor of Philosophy and Insufferable Know-It-All”
7.867 billion peons. Deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“By Destorying The Weak, we protect the Strong”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,664th Largest Publishing Industry: 3,701st Most Cultured: 6,361st
14.775 billion Demons. Museums and concert halls, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“The Eternal House of the Goth”
Largest Populations: 8,112th Most Income Equality: 10,237th Most Conservative: 12,661st
15.506 billion GothReichians. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Where's Miss Lane? I think she's in trouble!”
Largest Populations: 1,377th Largest Black Market: 10,080th Highest Economic Output: 11,257th
29.814 billion JimmyOlsonians. Burgeoning doe population.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Aye, captain!”
Most Stationary: 3,406th Largest Black Market: 8,500th Most Influential: 8,720th
12.541 billion Davey Jonesians. Unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Eendracht Maakt Macht”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,723rd Most Stationary: 3,832nd Largest Welfare Programs: 13,106th
12.405 billion Beneluxians. Complete lack of prisons.
Anarchy
“I’m in the empire business.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,487th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,209th Largest Gambling Industry: 8,288th
11.385 billion Heisenberg-ians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Kill them all!”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,972nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,548th Most Ignorant Citizens: 7,891st
11.308 billion Governor-ians. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“It's very unseemly, making deals with devils.”
Nudest: 3,321st Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,487th Most Conservative: 4,142nd
11.139 billion Yellow Eyesians. Compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Hell's frozen over”
Nudest: 765th Most Pro-Market: 1,185th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,186th
9.978 billion Giruans. Enforced nudity and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Dare”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 815th Highest Drug Use: 835th Most Extreme: 1,157th
9.155 billion Shenxiuans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Aaaaahhhhh! Huh? Hehe.”
5.456 billion Evil Minionians. Public floggings, triple-decker prams, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“Peace through destruction, brothers.”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,732nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 6,894th Most Developed: 7,086th
4.766 billion Warriors. Compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Vergießt Schweiß - aber kein Blut!”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,556th Fattest Citizens: 12,067th Most Avoided: 12,139th
3.542 billion Grassburgers. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Drink not the poisoned wine.”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 101st Largest Black Market: 1,959th Most Secular: 2,219th
3.868 billion Samsara-Nirnanians. National health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Qwe”
Most Authoritarian: 864th Most Extreme: 2,324th Most Conservative: 2,904th
877 million After producing a region Vincentians. State-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“All things shall become right.”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,657th Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,046th Most Secular: 12,330th
1.395 billion Dawis. Digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Long Live The Greate Leader”
109 million Drazishinians. State-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

Corporate Bordello
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,606th Most Stationary: 12,048th
10.297 billion Vader Knows Bestians. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,606th Most Stationary: 12,048th
10.297 billion Vader Knows Bestians. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Serving the New Pacific”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,167th Most Stationary: 6,140th Largest Black Market: 15,502nd
9.766 billion North Fleet Islanders. State-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Do not shun the mead”
Largest Black Market: 5,591st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,820th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,424th
6.783 billion Vikings. Infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Gott mit uns.”
4.613 billion Preussens. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“We support both”
959 million Democrats and Republicans. Museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Reinventing the Wheel. Again. And Again.”
Most Average: 2,994th
4.115 billion Hellfire Roavinians. Burgeoning left-handed chicken population.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Live decently before death”
2.892 billion Hojahsians. Keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Bordello
“Do unto others as they do unto you.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,970th Largest Gambling Industry: 6,160th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,464th
3.759 billion LaVeyan Satanists. Public floggings, vat-grown people, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
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