Législation au quotidien 5 - 2018 aout (Zogarok)

20-05-2019: The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. [1195]
Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. [1193] 'Black Market' +3.2% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' +0.55% (orange) ; 'Safety' -6.4% ; 'Inclusiveness' -15.4%
Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. [1199] Zogarok was reclassified from a Capitalist Paradise to Capitalizt. (72-100-67)
18-05-2019: Fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. (72-100-67) [1179] 'Safety' +7.3% ; 'Income Equality' +5.6% ; 'Law Enforcement' +3.6% ; 'Authoritarianism' +2.3% ; 'Average Income' -0.11% (jaune) ; 'Rudeness' -1.0% (jaune) ; 'Economic Freedom' -1.5%= 75.44 to 74.33 ; 'Average Income of Rich' -2.1% (jaune) ; 'Wealth Gaps' -5.4% (vert)= 26.52 to 25.10 ; 'Industry: Trout Fishing' -16.1%
Heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead. [1205] 'Black Market' +0.90% (jaune) ; 'Average Income' +0.09% (jaune) ; 'Rudeness' -0.32% (jaune) ; 'Safety' -1.8%
There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. [1214]
Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
16-05-2019: Commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers. [308]
Veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations. [424]
Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names. [798]
Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. [365]
14-05-2019: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
12-05-2019: Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. [910] Zogarok was reclassified from Capitalizt to a Capitalist Paradise. (72-100-67) 'Safety' +8.8% ; 'Intelligence' +0.11% (jaune) ; 'Tourism'/ 'Scientific Advancement' +0.06% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Information Technology' -0.1% (jaune) ; 'Average Income' -0.18% (jaune) ; 'Civil Rights' -0.39%= 72.14 to 71.86= top21% (8th of 38) ; 'Rudeness' -0.50% (jaune) ; 'Economic Freedom' -0.74%= 75.67 to 75.11= top11% (6th) ; 'Average Income of Rich' -1.2% (jaune) ; 'Black Market' -1.9% (jaune) ; 'Weaponization' -2.7% (orange) ; 'Wealth Gaps' -2.8% (vert)= 26.82 to 26.08 ; 'Crime' -6.3%
Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. [102] 'Economic Output' -0.05% (orange)
Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. [1090]
08-05-2019: Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue. [783]
Wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. [1187]
03-05-2019: High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. [504] Zogarok was reclassified from a Capitalist Paradise to Capitalizt. (72-100-67) 'Nudity' +3.3% ; 'Inclusiveness' +3.0% ; 'Safety' +2.3% ; 'Economic Output' -0.06% (orange)
Bilingual Zogarokians are viewed with suspicion. [909] Zogarok was reclassified from Capitalizt to a Capitalist Paradise. (72-100-67) 'Crime' +2.9%= 3.45 to 3.55= top44% (8th) ; 'Social Conservatism' +2.0%= 32.36 to 33.00= top80% (32nd of 38) ; 'Rudeness' +1.6% (jaune)= 407.96 to 414.44 (best)= top0.3% (362nd of 173,594 - 1st) ; 'Authoritarianism' +1.3% ; 'Weaponization' +1.0% (orange) ; 'Weather' +0.93% (orange) ; 'Black Market' +0.79% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Gambling' +0.47% (orange) ; 'Average Income'/ 'Average Income of Rich' +0.07% (jaune) ; 'ADI'/'Economic Output' +0.07% (orange) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing' -0.06% (jaune) ; 'Tourism' -0.09% (jaune) ; 'Recreational Drug Use' -0.18% (vert) ; 'Culture' -0.53% (jaune) ; 'Civil Rights' -0.59%= 72.43 to 72.00= top21% (7th) ; 'Safety' -2.4% ; 'Inclusiveness' -30.0%= 26.74 to 18.72= top95% (21st)
01-05-2019: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
30-04-2019: "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster. [1207]
The government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. [496]
Zogarokians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. [721]
The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. [1181]
28-04-2019: Zogarok's influence in Zogarok fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
24-04-2019: Zogarok's influence in Zogarok rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
20-04-2019: A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. [925]
Major boxing matches are held in government buildings. [827] 'Wealth Gaps' +5.5% (vert)= 23.92 to 25.24 ; 'Average Income of Rich' +2.0% (jaune) ; 'Weather' +1.4% (orange) ; 'Health' +1.0% (vert) ; 'Industry: Gambling' +0.87% (orange) ; 'Cheerfulness' +0.62% (orange) ; 'Crime' +0.60%= 3.33 to 3.35 ; 'Industry: Retail' +0.58% (jaune) ; 'Weaponization' +0.27% (orange) ; 'Economic Freedom' +0.15%= 75.33 to 75.44 ; 'Rudeness' +0.1% (jaune) ; 'Scientific Advancement -0.05% (jaune) ; 'Intelligence' -0.1% (jaune)= 235.67 to 235.44 ; 'Industry: Book Publishing/ Cheese Exports' -0.12% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Information Technology' -0.20% (jaune) ; 'Authoritarianism' -0.23% ; 'Obesity' -0.42% ; 'Safety' -0.49% ; 'Black Market' -0.64% (jaune) ; 'Income Equality' -5.3%= 4.18 to 3.96= top93% (46th of 50)
18-04-2019: Zogarok's influence in Zogarok fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
15-04-2019: Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. [25] 'Secularism' +3.0%= 19.06 to 19.64= top34% (23rd) ; 'Health' +2.3% (vert) ; 'Economic Output' +0.06% (orange) ; 'Safety' -1.2% ; 'Religiousness' -8.1%= 12.17 to 11.18= top67% (27th of 50)
Zogarok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
Military training in Zogarok emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs. [863] 'Black Market' +4.7% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' +0.64% (orange) ; 'Safety' -9.0%
The television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. [906] 'Cheerfulness' +0.64% (orange) ; 'Culture' +0.53% (jaune) ; 'Weather' -0.47% (orange) ; 'Black Market' -0.87% (jaune)
13-04-2019: The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history. [464]
New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. [962]
12-04-2019: Explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. [946]
Young criminals are told they'll go to bed without supper if they do it again. [1192] 'Youth Rebelliousness' +9.5%= 21 to 23 (best visible)= top3% (8th of 50) ; 'Weaponization' +6.6%= 3.06 to 3.25 ; 'Weaponization' +3.9% (orange) ; 'Black Market' +2.8% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Gambling' +1.7% (orange) ; 'ADI' +0.60% (orange) ; 'Economic Output' +0.26% (orange) ; 'Rudeness' -0.07% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' -0.16% ; 'Pacifism' -0.30% ; 'Law Enforcement' -3.3% ; 'Safety' -9.1%
Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. [752]
Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
11-04-2019: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
10-04-2019: The nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. (73-100-67) [343] 'Culture' +0.27% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing' +0.06% (jaune) ; 'Freedom From Taxation' +0.06% ; 'Weather' -0.47% (vert)
Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. [779] 'Crime' +0.66%= 3.02 to 3.04= top51% (12th) ; 'Wealth Gaps' +0.51% (vert) ; 'Industry: Retail' +0.35% (jaune) ; 'Weaponization' +0.34% (orange) ; 'Black Market' +0.28% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Rich' +0.24% (jaune) ; 'Rudeness' +0.17% (jaune) ; 'Economic Freedom' +0.15%= 74.89 to 75.00 ; 'Industry: Gambling' +0.13% (orange) ; 'Compassion' -0.10% ; 'Authoritarianism' -0.23% ; 'Income Equality' -0.47% ; 'Safety' -0.60%
Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. [178] 'Industry: Book Publishing' +0.80% (jaune) ; 'Rudeness' +0.47% (jaune) ; 'Weather' +0.47% (vert) ; 'Political Freedom' +0.42%= 67.05 to 67.33 ; 'Safety' +0.40%= 19.77 to 19.85 ; 'Civil Rights' +0.21%= 72.52 to 72.67 ; 'Taxation' +0.07% ; 'Economic Output' -0.06% (orange)= 3,678,780... to 3,675,915... ; 'ADI' -0.08% (orange) ; 'Average Income of Rich'/ 'Average Income'/ 'Scientific Advancement' -0.08% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Cheese Exports' -0.74% (jaune) ; 'Authoritarianism' -1.3%= 259.22 to 255.82= top89% (44th)
The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. (73-100-67) [29] 'Wealth Gaps' +0.52% (vert)= 23.30 to 23.42 ; 'Average Income of Rich' +0.20% (jaune) ; 'Economic Freedom' +0.15%= 74.78 to 74.89= top12% (6th) ; 'Rudeness' +0.10% (jaune)= 393.47 to 393.87 ; 'Weaponization' +0.06% (orange)= 17.48 to 17.49 ; 'Civil Rights' +0.06%= 72.48 to 72.52= top20% (9th) ; 'Safety' -0.20%= 19.81 to 19.77= top89% (34th of 50) ; 'Social Conservatism' -0.25%= 32.29 to 32.21= top81% (42nd) ; 'Authoritarianism' -0.37% ; 'Income Equality' -0.47% ; 'Inclusiveness' -12.8%= 39.80 to 34.69= top93% (25th)
09-04-2019: A cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country. [85] 'Safety' +4.9% ; 'Income Equality' +2.6% ; 'Law Enforcement' +1.7% ; 'Authoritarianism' +1.4% ; 'Industry: Retail' +0.65% (jaune) ; 'Social Conservatism' +0.47%= 32.14 to 32.29 ; 'Culture' +0.27% (jaune) ; 'Employment' -0.08% (vert) ; 'Civil Rights' -0.12%= 72.57 to 72.48 ; 'Black Market' -0.19% (jaune) ; 'Rudeness' -0.50% (jaune) ; 'Cheerfulness' -0.63% (orange) ; 'Economic Freedom' -0.73%= 75.33 to 74.78 ; 'Industry: Gambling' -0.87% (orange) ; 'Weather' -0.93% (orange) ; 'Average Income of Rich' -0.98% (jaune) ; 'Weaponization' -2.2% (orange) ; 'Wealth Gaps' -2.6% (vert)= 23.92 to 23.30 ; 'Crime' -3.2%= 3.12 to 3.02 ; 'Niceness' -4.5%
Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. [293] 'Wealth Gaps' +3.6% (vert)= 23.05 to 23.92 ; 'Average Income of Rich' +1.4% (jaune) ; 'Economic Freedom' +1.0%= 74.56 to 75.33 ; 'Rudeness' +0.71% (jaune) ; 'Crime' +0.32%= 3.11 to 3.12 ; 'Culture' +0.27% (jaune) ; 'Weaponization' +0.22% (orange) ; 'Black Market' -0.39% (jaune) ; 'Weather' -0.46% (orange) ; 'Authoritarianism' -1.6%
Politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. [578] 'Black Market' +2.1% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Arms Manufacturing' +0.90% (orange) ; 'Sector: Manufacturing' +0.82% (vert) ; 'Weaponization' +0.51% (orange) ; 'Economic Output' +0.22% (orange) ; 'Taxation' +0.07% ; 'Employment' -0.09% (vert) ; 'ADI' -0.12% (orange) ; 'Safety' -3.6%
Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
07-04-2019: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
06-04-2019: Advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Bobby Garrison's most personal functions. [551]
Factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity. (73-100-67) [1056] 'Wealth Gaps' +99.1%= 11.52 to 22.94 ; 'Average Income of Rich' +31.7% (jaune)= 986,807.88 to 1,299,952.13 (record)= top0.5% (734th of 174,763 - 2nd of 50) ; 'Crime' +6.1%= 2.93 to 3.11 ; 'Weaponization' +4.9% (vert) ; 'Economic Freedom' +2.4%= 72.67 to 74.44 ; 'Black Market' +2.3% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Gambling' +1.9% (orange) ; 'Rudeness' +1.7% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' +0.23% (orange) ; 'Taxation' -0.36% ; 'Authoritarianism' -3.5% ; 'Safety' -5.4% ; 'Average Income of Poor' -33.8% (vert)= 85,643.36 to 56,678.66= top15% (33rd) ; 'Income Equality' -49.8%= 8.68 to 4.36= top93% (45th)
Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. [153] 'Weaponization' +4.4% (vert) ; 'Crime' +4.3% ; 'Rudeness' +2.1% (jaune) ; 'Political Freedom' +1.9%= 65.81 to 67.05= top41% (29th of 50) ; 'Industry: Gambling' +1.6% (orange) ; 'Black Market' +1.2% (jaune) ; 'ADI' +0.45% (orange) ; 'Average Income + of Rich' +0.12% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Poor' +0.12% (vert) ; 'Economic Output' +0.12% (orange) ; 'Industry: Information technology/ Cheese exports/ Book Publishing/ Retail' +0.09% (jaune) ; 'Intelligence' +0.05% (jaune) ; 'Tourism' -0.09% (jaune) ; 'Law Enforcement' -3.4% ; 'Authoritarianism' -3.6% ; 'Safety' -4.6%
05-04-2019: Azora has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Zogarok. [518] 'Culture' +0.54% (jaune) ; 'ADI' +0.36% (orange) ; 'Safety' +0.32% ; 'Tourism' +0.08% (jaune) ; 'Intelligence' +0.05% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' -0.07% ; 'Black Market' -0.54% (jaune) ; 'Weaponization' -0.61% (vert) ; 'Political Apathy' -0.68% ; 'Crime' -0.71% ; 'Weather' -0.92% (orange)
Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. [180] 'Authoritarianism' +0.72% ; 'Income Equality' +0.70% ; 'Social Conservatism' +0.44% ; 'Average Income of Poor' +0.41% (vert) ; 'Black Market' +0.09% (jaune) ; 'Intelligence' +0.06% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' +0.06% ; 'Weaponization' -0.06% (vert) ; 'Scientific Advancement' -0.12% (jaune) ; 'Civil Rights' -0.14%= 72.67 to 72.57 ; 'Obesity' -0.21% ; 'Rudeness' -0.21% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Information Technology' -0.30% (jaune) ; 'Economic Freedom' -0.30%= 72.89 to 72.67 ; 'Average Income of Rich' -0.32% (jaune) ; 'ADI' -0.35% (orange) ; 'Weather' -0.46% (orange) ; 'Wealth Gaps' -0.78%= 11.61 to 11.52
04-04-2019: Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. [326] New Policies: "Public Protest" 'Weaponization' +1.4% (vert)= 16.09 to 16.31= top5% (14th of 50) ; 'Crime' +1.1%= 2.80 to 2.83= top56% (12th) ; 'Black Market' +0.73% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Gambling' +0.51% (orange) ; 'Civil Rights' +0.33%= 72.43 to 72.67 ; 'Rudeness' +0.33% (jaune) ; 'Political Freedom' +0.29%= 65.62 to 65.81 ; 'Taxation' +0.1% ; 'Economic Output'/ 'ADI' +0.08% (orange) ; 'Safety' -0.36% ; 'Social Conservatism' -1.1%= 32.36 to 32.00 ; 'Authoritarianism' -1.3%
UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. [81]
03-04-2019: Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. [1175]
Colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Upupidae'. [617]
Nano-Upupidaes are the current fad sweeping the nation. [1191] 'Economic Output' +0.07% (orange)= 3,634,361.. to 3,636,837,999,999,999= top2% (2,363rd of 173,921 - 1st of 50)
02-04-2019: The 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise. [468] 'Foreign Aid' +100%= 0.00 to 147.42= top47% (31st of 50) ; 'Safety' +3.9% ; 'Pacifism' +0.90% ; 'Compassion' +0.10% ; 'Employment' +0.08% (vert)= 77.90 to 77.96 ; 'Rudeness' -0.14% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Cheese Exports+ Book Publishing+ Information Technology+ Retail' -0.21% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' -0.22% (orange)= 3,640,635.. to 3,632,721.. ; 'Crime' -0.35% ; 'Industry: Gambling' -0.44% (orange) ; 'Weaponization' -0.67% (orange) ; 'Corruption' -1.3% (vert) ; 'Defense Forces' -1.8% (vert) ; 'Black Market' -2.4% (jaune)
Everybody's got wood thanks to Bobby Garrison. [937]
Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. [801]
31-03-2019: People's charity begins and ends at home. (73-100-66) [654] 'ADI' +1.8% (orange) ; 'Wealth Gaps' +1.8%= 11.16 to 11.36 ; 'Safety' +1.2% ; 'Weaponization' +1.2% (vert) ; 'Crime' +1.1% ; 'Economic Freedom' +0.77%= 71.67 to 72.22 ; 'Rudeness' +0.73% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Retail/ Book Publishing/ Information Technology/ Cheese Exports' -0.09% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' -0.20% (orange)= 3,641,901.. to 3,634,575.. ; 'Corruption' -0.63% (vert) ; 'Taxation' -0.79% ; 'Average Income of Poor' -1.2% (vert) ; 'Black Market' -1.7% (jaune) ; 'Income Equality' -1.8% ; 'Foreign Aid' -100%= 414.16 to 0.00= top61% (34th of 50)
Children dream of becoming physicians and physicists. [865]
People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. [838]
Zogarok's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. [13]
28-03-2019: The best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe. [1185] Canceled Policies: "Autarky" 'Wealth Gaps' +4.0%= 10.73 to 11.16 ; 'Economic Freedom' +1.7%= 70.44 to 71.67 ; 'Average Income of Rich' +1.7% (jaune) ; 'Rudeness' +1.2% (jaune) ; 'Average Income' +0.05% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' -0.23% ; 'Black Market' -0.50% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Poor' -2.2% (vert) ; 'Authoritarianism' -2.3% ; 'Income Equality' -3.9%
Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. [805] 'Economic Output' -0.08% (orange)
Bobby Garrison's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. [609] Zogarok was reclassified from a Capitalist Paradise to Capitalizt. (72-100-66) 'Recreational Drug Use' +7.0% (vert) ; 'Industry: Beverage Sales' +6.2%= -7.94 to -7.45= top84% (36th of 50) ; 'Nudity' +2.3%= 182.75 to 187.00= top19% (22nd) ; 'Industry: Retail' +0.66% (jaune) ; 'Wealth Gaps' +0.66%= 10.66 to 10.73 ; 'Civil Rights' +0.60%= 71.95 to 72.38= top20% (9th) ; 'Culture' +0.55% (jaune) ; 'ADI' +0.39% (orange) ; 'Crime' +0.36% ; 'Average Income of Rich' +0.34% (jaune) ; 'Economic Freedom' +0.31%= 70.22 to 70.44= top15% (12th) ; 'Rudeness' +0.21% (jaune) ; 'Obesity' +0.21% ; 'Weaponization' +0.19% ; 'Industry: Book Publishing' +0.09% (jaune) ; 'Employment' +0.05% (vert) ; 'Taxation' -0.08% ; 'Safety' -0.1% ; 'Average Income of Poor' -0.36% (vert) ; 'Income Equality' -0.64% ; 'Weather' -0.89% (orange) ; 'Authoritarianism' -1.6% ; 'Social Conservatism' -1.9%= 33.07 to 32.43= top81% (42nd)
Zogarok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
27-03-2019: Survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks. [650]
Workers who try to quit their jobs must first register with the welfare department. [282] Zogarok was reclassified from Capitalizt to a Capitalist Paradise. (72-100-66) 'Welfare' +100%= -4.47 to 0.00= top83% (32nd of 50) ; 'Authoritarianism'/ 'Income Equality' +3.5% ; 'Social Conservatism' +2.2%= 32.36 to 33.07= top80% (41st) ; 'Average Income of Poor' +2.1% (vert) ; 'Rudeness' -1.0% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Rich' -1.4% (jaune) ; 'Economic Freedom' -1.6%= 71.33 to 70.22= top15% (12th) ; 'Wealth Gaps' -3.4%= 11.04 to 10.66= top17% (14th)
Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. [1176]
The government is lending a hand to private industry. [709]
Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests. [935] Zogarok was reclassified from a Capitalist Paradise to Capitalizt. (72-100-65) 'Weaponization' +1.3% (vert) ; 'Black Market' +0.88% (jaune) ; 'Crime' +0.73% ; 'Civil Rights' +0.60%= 71.95 to 72.38= top20% (7th of 41) ; 'Economic Output' +0.1% (orange)= 3,608,929.. to 3,612,479..= top2% (2,371st of 172,132 - 1st of 41) ; 'Health' -0.44% (orange) ; 'Health' -1.2% (vert) ; 'Authoritarianism' -1.2% ; 'Social Conservatism' -1.9%= 33.07 to 32.43= top81% (35th)
Azora's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen. [479]
Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. (72-100-65) [61] 'Civil Rights' +2.3%= 70.33 to 71.95 ; 'Recreational Drug Use' +0.39% (vert) ; 'Nudity' +0.27% = 182.75= top21% (19th) ; 'Weaponization' +0.26% (vert) ; 'Black Market' +0.21% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Gambling' +0.11% (orange) ; 'Intelligence' +0.07% (jaune) ; 'Death Rate' -0.05% ; 'Compliance' -0.06%= 64.52= top41% (32nd of 41) ; 'Authoritarianism' -4.5% ; 'Social Conservatism' -6.8%= 35.50 to 33.07= top80% (34th)
25-03-2019: The government is known to care more about its buildings than its people. [659]
Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. [1178]
The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. [708] 'Safety' +3.5% ; 'Public Healthcare' +2.4% (vert) ; 'Weaponization'/ 'Health' +1.1% (vert) ; 'Defense Forces' +0.53% (vert) ; 'Social Conservatism' +0.40% ; 'Crime' +0.38% ; 'Taxation' +0.28% ; 'Authoritarianism( +0.27% ; 'Industry: Gambling' +0.23% (orange) ; 'Rudeness' +0.21% (jaune) ; 'Intelligence' +0.19% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing/ Retail/ Cheese Exports'/ 'Business Subsidization' -0.13% (jaune) ; 'Civil Rights' -0.14%= 70.67 to
70.57 ; 'Compassion' -0.20% ; 'Pacifism' -0.30% ; 'Obesity' -0.41% ; 'Weather' -0.44% (orange) ; 'ADI' -0.71% (orange) ; 'Black Market' -0.91% (jaune) ; 'Corruption' -1.3% (vert)
24-03-2019: The art of conversation has been rediscovered. [267]
Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Bobby Garrison to meetings with foreign heads of state. [915]
Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside. [556] 'Wealth Gaps' +1.8%= 10.58 to 10.77= top17% (7th of 32) ; 'Economic Freedom' +0.80%= 70.00 to 70.56= top15% (8th of 32) ; 'Average Income of Rich' +0.67% (jaune) ; 'Rudeness' +0.53% (jaune) ; 'Obesity' +0.21% ; 'Industry: Information Technology' +0.20% (orange) ; 'Scientific Advancement' +0.15% (jaune) ; 'Intelligence' +0.14% (jaune) ; 'Employment' +0.13% (vert) ; 'Average Income' -0.05% (jaune) ; 'ADI'/ 'Economic Output' -0.05% (orange) ; 'Taxation' -0.06% ; 'Environmental Beauty' -0.41% (jaune) ; 'Black Market' -0.85% (jaune) ; 'Authoritarianism' -1.0% ; 'Average Income of Poor' -1.1% (vert) ; 'Income Equality' -1.7%= 9.45 to 9.29 ; 'Weather' -2.1% (orange)
Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. [544]
A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. [129]
22-03-2019: Many marriages go virtually unconsummated. (70-100-65) [687]
Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. [197]
Insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways. [331]
Zogarok's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. [237]
Vehicular homicide by Zogarokian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities. (70-100-65) [912]
Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
21-03-2019: Group hugs break out during floor votes. [1163]
The police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. [595]
Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers. [1170]
Bobby Garrison affectionately nicknames supporters by number. [773]
20-03-2019: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
College-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. [1172]
RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. [624]
Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. [317] Zogarok's Civil Rights rose from Very Good to Excellent.
Kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts. [421]
19-03-2019: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas. [545]
Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. [1106]
The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. [341]
18-03-2019: Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land. (68-100-68) [1166] 'Income Equality' +4.3%= 10.35 to 10.80 ; 'Average Income of Poor' +2.5% (orange) ; 'Authoritarianism' +2.4% ; 'Weather' +0.85% (orange) ; 'Eco-Friendliness' +0.32% (orange) ; 'Black Market' +0.24% (jaune) ; 'Environmental Beauty' +0.23% (jaune) ; 'Tourism' +0.15% (jaune) ; 'Civil Rights' +0.15%= 67.76 to 67.86= top31% (5th of 17) ; 'Taxation' +0.1% ; 'Economic Output' +0.06% (orange) ; 'Rudeness' -1.4% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Rich' -1.7% (orange) ; 'Economic Freedom' -2.1%= 70.00 to 68.56= top17% (8th) ; 'Wealth Gaps' -4.1%= 9.66 to 9.26
The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. [895]
Employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired. [1151] 'Wealth Gaps' +22.6%= 7.88 to 9.66 ; 'Average Income of Rich' +9.2% (orange) ; 'Black Market' +1.4% (jaune) ; 'Rudeness' +0.21% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' +0.12% (orange) ; 'Taxation'/ 'Safety' -0.13% ; 'Average Income of Poor' -11.0% (orange) ; 'Income Equality' -18.4%= 12.69 to 10.35
Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. [34]
Vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. [960]
12-03-2019: Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Zogarok flights to avoid the pay lavatories. [747]
Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. [1164]
Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. [1165]
11-03-2019: Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality. [1145]
The Azora Film Festival recently voted 'Zogarokian Getting Hit By Football' as best film. [1154) Foreign Tax Credits Leave Film Industry Reeling] 'Culture' +0.55% (jaune) ; 'Social Conservatism' +0.20%= 39.21 to 39.29 ; 'Average Income' +0.06% (jaune)
More than one company makes the board game Monopoly. (68-100-68) [1160) Milking It] 'Wealth Gaps' +1.2%= 7.74 to 7.83 ; 'Economic Freedom' +0.65%= 69.11 to 69.56= top16% (6th of 16) ; 'Rudeness' +0.43% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Rich' +0.32% (orange) ; 'Taxation' +0.20% ; 'Safety' +0.08% ; 'Economic Output' -0.18% (orange) ; 'Average Income' -0.18% (jaune) ; 'Average Disposable Income' -0.54% (orange) ; 'Average Income of Poor' -0.86% (orange) ; 'Black Market' -1.00% (jaune) ; 'Income Equality' -1.2%= 12.92 to 12.77 ; 'Weaoponization' -1.8% (vert)= 12.50 to 12.27 ; 'Sector: Agriculture' -3.4% (orange) ; 'Industry: Cheese Exports' -3.6% (jaune)
10-03-2019: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
09-03-2019: There are no bananas today in Zogarok. (68-100-68) [649) 3- Made in Maxtopia] New Policies: "Autarky" 'Income Equality' +20.7%= 10.70 to 12.92= top79% (11th of 16) ; 'Authoritarianism' +13.6% ; 'Average Income of Poor' +11.3% (vert)= 94,952.04 to 105,718.71 ; 'Black Market' +2.3% (vert) ; 'Taxation' +0.76% ; 'Culture' +0.56% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing' +0.29% (jaune) ; 'Environmental Beauty' +0.21% (jaune) ; 'Tourism' +0.19% (jaune) ; 'Safety' +0.12% ; 'Industry: Retail' +0.09% (jaune) ; 'Intelligence -0.06% (jaune) ; 'Scientific Advancement' -0.10% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' -0.11% (orange) ; 'Average Income' -0.11% (jaune) ; 'Obesity' -0.21% ; 'Industry: Arms Manufacturing' -0.38% (vert) ; 'Employment' -0.60% (vert)= 77.80 to 77.33 ; 'Crime' -0.80%= 2.51 to 2.49= top68% (4th) ; 'Sector: Manufacturing' -1.1% (vert) ; 'Industry: Gambling' -1.3% (orange) ; 'Sector: Agriculture' -1.5% (orange) ; 'Industry: Cheese Exports' -1.6% (jaune) ; 'Average Disposable Income' -2.2% (orange) ; 'Weaponization' -3.7% (vert)= 12.98 to 12.50 ; 'Rudeness' -6.1% (jaune)= 388.59 to 364.84= top0.3% (482nd of 172,158 - 1st of 16) ; 'Average Income of Rich' -7.8% (orange) ; 'Economic Freedom' -8.9%= 75.89 to 69.11= top16% (7th) ; 'Ideological Radicality' -13.5%= 16.64 to 14.39= top64% (11th) ; 'Wealth Gaps' -17.2%= 9.35 to 7.74= top22% (6th) --ERROR:voulait cliquer rep2--
Following.., the nation leads Zogarok for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
Following.., Bobby Garrison is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.
Following.., just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
05-03-2019: Zogarok's influence in Zogarok fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
03-03-2019: Following.., only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Bobby Garrison on Zogarok's coulrophobia epidemic. (68-100-68)
Following.., industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
Following.., coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
Following.., the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
24-02-2019: Following.., a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park.
Pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists. [1171) Match Made in Heaven?] 'Inclusiveness' +4.4%= 68.14 to 71.17= top89% (8th of 12) ; 'Black Market' +2.3% (jaune) ; 'Secularism' +1.5% ; 'Average Disposable Income'/ 'Economic Output' +0.18% (orange)
20-02-2019: Following.., celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
Following.., burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
13-02-2019: Zogarok's influence in Zogarok rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
10-02-2019: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
9-02-2019: International trade is a sticky issue. (68-100-68) [1134) 3- Tariff-ic Trouble] 'Sector: Agriculture' +3.6% (orange) ; 'Weaponization' +2.4% (vert) ; 'Industry: Arms Manufacturing' +2.2% (vert) ; 'Sector: Manufacturing' +1.9% (vert) ; 'Defense Forces' +0.85% (vert) ; 'Economic Output' +0.14% (orange) ; 'Black Market'/ 'Average Income' +0.14% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' -0.07% ; 'Industry: Retail/ Cheese Exports/ Book Publishing' + 'Business Subsidization' -0.14% (jaune) ; 'Pacifism' -0.58%
Following.., elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
Following.., fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
Following.., it's always rabbit season.
Following.., airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
28-01-2019: Following new legislation in Zogarok, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country. (67-100-66)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, Bobby Garrison's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
20-01-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, endangered species are effective hostages against the Zogarokian military.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
17-01-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
16-01-2018: Chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Zogarokian restaurants. (67-100-66) [1138) 3- Shock Tactics] 'Industry: Pizza Delivery' +8.9%= 2,210.53 to 2,408.14= top29% (2nd of 5) ; 'Industry: Beverage Sales' +6.3%= -7.84 to -7.35 (plus haut depuis 11-01-2017)= top84% ; 'Obesity' +1.9%= 4.69 to 4.78= top98% ; 'Economic Output' +0.08% (orange)= 3,404,231.. to 3,406,915..= top2% (2,516th of 162,065 - 1st) ; 'Weather' -1.6% (orange) ; 'Public Healthcare' -2.5% (vert) ; 'Health' -3.9% (vert)
Endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study. [1139) 3- A Little Wrestling, a Lot of Controversy]
A third of Zogarokians are e-certified CEOs. [711) 2- Patently Obvious]
Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. [647) 1- Songbirds' Decline Ruffles Feathers] 'Weather' +0.80% (orange) ; 'Defense Forces' +0.66% (vert) ; 'Eco-Friendliness' +0.34% (orange) ; 'Environmental Beauty' +0.23% (jaune) ; 'Black Market' +0.17% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' +0.15% ; 'Tourism' +0.12% (jaune) ; 'Death Rate' -0.05% ; 'Average Disposable Income' -0.32% (orange)
14-01-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
The nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque. (67-100-66) [201) 3- Jolly Roger Sighted Off the Port Bow!] postcard "Avast!" 'Black Market' +7.3% (jaune) ; 'Weaponization' +6.5% (vert)= 12.94= top8% ; 'Industry: Gambling' +2.0% (orange) ; 'Crime' +2.0%= 2.48 to 2.53= top66% (106,353rd of 161,687 - 1st of 5) ; 'Average Disposable Income' +1.6% (orange) ; 'Civil Rights' +0.71%= 66.48 to 66.95= top33% (52,608th of 161,687 - 2nd of 5) ; 'Industry: Retail' +0.70% (jaune) ; 'Average Income' +0.55% (jaune)= 317,405.51 to 319,141.08 (léger best)= top0.8% (1,216th of 161,685 - 2nd of 5) ; 'Economic Output' +0.55% (orange)= 3,371,164,000.. to 3,389,597,000.. (léger best)= top2% (2,529th of 161,685 - 1st of 5) ; 'Tourism' -0.08% (jaune) ; 'Pacifism' -0.29%= 3.43 to 3.42 (contre-record visible, continu global)= top99% (159,413th of 161,679) ; 'Taxation' -0.38% ; 'Authoritarianism' -1.3%= 320.89 to 316.69= top84% (135,772nd of 161,681) ; 'Social Conservatism' -1.7%= 41.29 to 40.57= top68% ; 'Safety' -5.0%= 27.34 to 25.96= top86%
Following new legislation in Zogarok, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
11-01-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, there's never enough space in space.
Zogarok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
10-01-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. (67-100-66)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
7-01-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers. (68-100-66)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, it's said that Bobby Garrison can turn every pleasure into a chore.
5-01-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
5-01-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
4-01-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-zogma charge on their phone bill. (67-100-66)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, children usually cry on their first day of school.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
30-12-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience. (68-100-66)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
28-12-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, government officials across Zogarok are being "encouraged" to adopt Upupidaes to set an example for the populace. (68-100-66)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
27-12-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
26-12-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
25-12-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins. (67-100-65)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
24-12-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
23-12-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
22-12-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and Highest Disposable Incomes.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. (65-100-67)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Zogarok's mid-life crisis.
21-12-2018: Many working fathers have never seen their children. (67-100-65) [304) 1- Time for Paternity Leave, Say Dads] 'Wealth Gaps' +30.3%= 6.73 to 8.77= top21% (34,182nd of 168,734 - 3rd) ; 'Average Income of Rich' +12.3% (orange) ; 'Weaponization' +6.1% (vert) ; 'Black Market' +2.3% (orange) ; 'Industry: Gambling' +1.6% (vert) ; 'Economic Freedom' +1.4%= 72.67 to 73.67= top13% (21,514th of 168,725 - 1st of 5) ; 'Average Disposable Income' +1.3% (vert) ; 'Crime' +1.2% ; 'Rudeness' +1.00% (jaune)= 357.51 to 361.07= top0.3% (451st of 168,728 - 1st) ; 'Social Conservatism' +0.91%= 39.57 to 39.93= top69% (115,139th of 168,729 - 4th devant Piggy, derrière Arkalem - Tadjakard - Miche) ; 'Sector: Agriculture' +0.78% (orange) ; 'Industry: Cheese Exports' +0.73% (jaune) ; 'Sector: Manufacturing' +0.56% (vert) ; 'Industry: Arms Manufacturing' +0.32% (vert) ; 'Average Income' +0.27% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' +0.27% (orange) ; 'Employment' +0.23% (vert) ; 'Industry: Retail' +0.17% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing' +0.14% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Information Technology' +0.11% (orange) ; 'Tourism' -0.07% (jaune) ; 'Safety' -0.14% ; 'Pacifism' -0.29% ; 'Civil Rights' -0.35%= 67.62 to 67.38= top32% (53,527th of 168,731 - 2th) ; 'Taxation' -0.39%= 71.19 to 70.91 ; 'Authoritarianism' -1.2% ; 'Inclusiveness' -8.7%= 65.19 to 59.50= top90% (151,736th of 168,731 - 2nd) ; 'Average Income of Poor' -13.8% (orange) ; 'Income Equality' -23.2%= 14.85 to 11.40= top80% (134,512th of 168,734 - 3rd)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
Business leaders commend the government for enacting a emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Zogarokian emissions at all. (68-100-65) [766) Carbon Emissions Are Why We Can't Have Nice Things] 'Sector: Agriculture' +0.64% (orange) ; 'Industry: Cheese Exports' +0.58% (jaune) ; 'Eco-Friendliness' +0.56% (orange) ; 'Weaponization'/'Average Disposable Income' +0.46% (vert) ; 'Sector: Manufacturing' +0.42% (vert) ; 'Industry: Gambling' +0.30% (vert) ; 'Industry: Arms Manufacturing' +0.18% (vert) ; 'Average Income' +0.11% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Rich+Poor'/ 'Economic Output' +0.11% (orange) ; 'Employment' +0.05% (vert) ; 'Taxation' -0.08% ; 'Defense Forces'/ 'Public Transport'/ 'Public Healthcare' -0.13% (vert) ; 'Business Subsidization'/ 'Public Education' -0.13% (orange) ; 'Tourism' -0.14% (jaune) ; 'Obesity' -0.21% ; 'Environmental Beauty' -0.28% (jaune) ; 'Weather' -1.5% (orange)= 268 to 264=top4% (5,647th of 168,719 - 2nd of 5)
18-12-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Zogarok. (68-100-65)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
Following new legislation in Zogarok, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
16-12-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
14-12-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. (68-100-65)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
12-12-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. (68-100-70)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
11-12-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. (68-100-70)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, Zogarokian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
9-12-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
There's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy". (68-100-70) [1119) Where There Isn't Smoke] Canceled Policies: "No Smoking" 'Recreational Drug Use' +23.1%= 83.20 to 102.40= top10% (16,112th of 168,755 - 2nd of 5) ; 'Obesity' +3.3%= 4.59 to 4.74= top98% (4th) ; 'Industry: Retail' +2.0% (jaune) ; 'Wealth Gaps' +1.8%= 6.50 to 6.62 ; 'Average Disposable Income' +1.5% (vert) ; 'Civil Rights' +1.3%= 67.48 to 68.38= top30% (49,620th of 168,757 - 2nd) ; 'Economic Freedom' +1.1%= 71.22 to 72.00= top15% (23,711th of 168,759 - 1st) ; 'Average Income' +0.09% (jaune) ; 'Social Conservatism' -3.4%= 39.79 to 38.43= top71% (4th) ; 'Authoritarianism' -4.1% ; 'Health' -7.2% (vert)= 12.19= top7% (11,707th of 168,759 - 2nd)
8-12-2018: Zogarok's influence in Zogarok rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
Following new legislation in Zogarok, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
7-12-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
6-12-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
4-12-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, Bobby Garrison's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
2-12-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
1-12-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, no one knows how to tie a reef knot. (66-100-69)
28-11-2018: Citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process. [67) 3- Most Likely to Secede] Zogarok's Political Freedoms rose from Very Good to Excellent. (66-100-69) 'Rudeness' +4.9% (jaune)= 359.48 to 377.11= top0.3% (414th of 168,854 - 1st of 7) ; 'Political Freedom' +4.4%= 66.48 to 69.43= top36% (5th) ; 'Safety' +3.7% ; 'Black Market' +1.9% (orange) ; 'Intelligence' +0.14% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing/ Cheese Exports/ Retail' +0.13% (jaune) ; 'Average Income' +0.12% (jaune) ; 'Political Apathy' -1.1%= 4.60 to 4.55 (minime contre-record visible/période depuis 28-02-2016)= top100% (168,273rd of 168,856 - 7th) ; 'Weaponization' -1.3% (vert) ; 'Corruption' -2.7% ; 'Authoritarianism' -7.8%
26-11-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. (66-100-66)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, commemoration of the Great Zogarok War costs almost as much as the war itself.
24-11-2018: The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos. (66-100-66) [1099) 4- New Satellite Blues] 'Business Subsidization' +0.46% (orange) ; 'Industry: Information Technology' +0.40% (orange) ; 'Culture' +0.29% (jaune) ; 'Scientific Advancement' +0.18% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' +0.05% (orange) ; 'Industry: Cheese Exports/ Retail' -0.05% (jaune)
Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. (66-100-66) [23) 2- Uranium Deposit Promises to Enrich Zogarok] 'Income Equality' +12.0%= 13.93 to 15.60= top75% (5th of 7) ; 'Authoritarianism' +8.7%= top83% (6th) ; 'Average Income of Poor' +6.7% (orange) ; 'Black Market' +1.6% (orange) ; 'Eco-Friendliness' +1.2% (orange) ; 'Weather' +0.74% (orange)= 269 to 271 ; 'Environmental Beauty' +0.34% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' +0.33% ; 'Tourism' +0.23% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Retail/ Book Publishing/ Cheese Exports' +0.12% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' +0.09% (orange)= top2% (2,720th of 169,345 - 1st) ; 'Employment' -0.60% (vert)= 78.31 to 77.84 ; 'Average Disposable Income' -0.62% (vert) ; 'Industry: Arms Manufacturing' -0.65% (vert) ; 'Rudeness' -4.1% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Rich' -4.7% (orange) ; 'Economic Freedom' -6.0%= 75.22 to 70.67= top15% (25,290th of 169,346 - 2nd) ; 'Wealth Gaps' -10.7%= 7.18 to 6.41= top26% (43,612th of 169,346 - 3rd)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, commercial ships often report keel and hull damage from coral reef impacts.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
18-11-2018: Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children. (66-100-66) [757) 2- Extra Credit?] 'Industry: Insurance' +1.2%= -20.35= top98% (166,328th of 169,823 - 5th) ; 'Authoritarianism' +0.61% ; 'Social Conservatism' +0.53%= 41.14 to 41.36= top66% (4th of 7) ; 'Average Disposable Income' +0.36% (vert) ; 'Industry: Retail' +0.36% (jaune) ; 'Income Equality' +0.29% ; 'Average Income of Poor' +0.17% (orange) ; 'Weaponization' -0.09% (vert) ; 'Rudeness' -0.10% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Rich' -0.12% (orange) ; 'Economic Freedom' -0.15%= 75.33 to 75.22 ; 'Black Market' -0.17% (orange) ; 'Civil Rights' -0.21%= 66.57 to 66.43 ; 'Wealth Gaps' -0.28%= 7.20 to 7.18 ; 'Safety' -0.31%
Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. (67-100-66) [7) 1- Animal Liberation Front Strikes Again] 'Sector: Agriculture' +6.2% (orange) ; 'Authoritarianism' +2.7% ; 'Black Market' +2.1% (orange) ; 'Weaponization' +0.96% (vert) ; 'Wealth Gaps' +0.44%= 4.59 to 4.61= top98% (165,312th of 169,809 - 6th of 7) ; ''Economic Freedom' +0.29%= 75.11 to 75.33= top11% (18,285th of 169,809 - 2nd) ; Average Income' +0.22% (jaune) ; 'Compassion' -0.10% ; 'Taxation' -0.17% ; 'Civil Rights' -0.21%= 66.71 to 66.57= top34% (57,700th of 169,813 - 4th) ; 'Health' -0.91% (vert) ; 'Rudeness' -1.3% (jaune) ; 'Political Freedom' -1.4%= 67.43 to 66.48= top44% (73,076th of 169,813 - 5th) ; 'Safety' -1.5%
The statue in the Haynes Plaza has a solar panel for a hat. (67-100-67) [1105) 1- A Green History Lesson] 'Weather' +2.3% (orange)= 262 to 268= top4% (5,597th of 169,798 - 2nd of 7) ; 'Eco-Friendliness' +0.73% (orange) ; 'Environmental Beauty' +0.47% (jaune) ; 'Tourism' +0.21% (jaune) ; 'Black Market' +0.16% (orange) ; 'Taxation' +0.13% ; 'Government Size' +0.07% (orange) ; 'Death Rate' -0.05% ; 'Industry: Book Publishing' -0.14% (jaune) ; 'Average Disposable Income' -0.35% (vert) ; 'Culture' -0.57% (jaune) ; 'Freedom From Taxation' -0.71%
Following new legislation in Zogarok, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. (66-100-67) [76) 1- Suits in Protest] 'Wealth Gaps' +27.2%= 5.63 to 7.16 ; 'Average Income of Rich' +11.2% (orange) ; 'Weaponization' +5.0% (vert) ; 'Black Market' +2.8% (orange) ; 'Industry: Gambling' +1.2% (orange) ; 'Crime' +0.82% ; 'Average Disposable Income' +0.55% (vert) ; 'Average Income' +0.19% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' +0.19% (orange) ; 'Industry: Cheese Exports/ Retail/ Book Publishing' +0.16% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' -0.18% ; 'Average Income of Poor' -12.5% (orange)= 121,245.01 to 106,077.53= top5% (7,834th of 169,754 - 3rd) ; 'Income Equality' -21.3%= 17.76 to 13.97= top77% (5th of 7)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the police insist that racism does not exist.
16-11-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
15-11-2018: Seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals. (67-100-67) [674) 3- Let Them Eat Rainbow Cake!] 'Authoritarianism' +6.2% ; 'Income Equality' +3.9% ; 'Social Conservatism' +3.7%= 38.86 to 40.29 ; 'Secularism' +3.1%= 15.92 to 16.41 ; 'Safety' +2.4% ; 'Average Income of Poor' +2.2% (orange) ; 'Average Income' +0.06% (jaune) ; 'Employment' -0.10% (vert) ; 'Recreational Drug Use' -0.46% ; 'Rudeness' -1.5% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Rich' -1.6% (orange) ; 'Economic Freedom' -2.2% ; 'Wealth Gaps' -3.8%= 5.85 to 5.63 ; 'Religiousness' -30.8%= 474.35 to 328.44= top32% (53,550th of 169,605 - 5th)
The ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks. (68-100-67) [541) 4- Spare the Whip, Spoil the Law] 'Safety' +7.2%= 27.26 to 29.22= top85% (4th of 7) ; 'Rudeness' +2.9% (jaune)= 375.05 to 385.96= top0.3% (370th of 169,589 - 1st) ; 'Political Freedom' +2.6%= 65.71 to 67.43= top41% (5th) ; 'Taxation' +0.13% ; 'Intelligence' +0.12% (jaune) ; 'Employment' +0.08% (vert) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing' -0.22% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' -0.47% (orange)= 3,186,358,000,000,000 to 3,171,506... ; 'Average Income' -0.47% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Retail/Cheese Exports' -0.54% (jaune) ; 'Average Disposable Income' -0.82% (vert) ; 'Corruption' -3.4% (vert) ; 'Authoritarianism' -4.9% ; 'Black Market' -7.5% (orange)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. [638) Won't Somebody Think of the Children?] Zogarok's Civil Rights fell from Excellent to Very Good. (68-100-66) postcard "Patrol" 'Black Market' +12.4% (orange) ; 'Weaponization' +5.7% (vert) ; 'Social Conservatism' +4.2%= 37.64 to 39.21= top70% (4th) ; 'Authoritarianism' +3.0% ; 'Industry: Arms Manufacturing' +3.0% (vert)= 19,156.04 to 19,737.18 (best visible/période depuis 28-02-2016)= top6% (8,661st of 169,564 - 2nd of 7) ; 'Sector: Manufacturing' +2.8% (vert) ; 'Defense Forces' +2.7% (vert)= 8,624.89 to 8,856.43 (pas record, mais best depuis mars2016)= top7% (10,437th of 169,564 - 3rd) ; 'Economic Output'/'Average Income of Poor-Rich' +0.83% (orange) ; 'Average Income' +0.83% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Retail/ Cheese Exports/ Book Publishing' +0.64% (jaune) ; 'Average Disposable Income' +0.47% (vert) ; 'Rudeness' +0.29% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' +0.21% ; 'Civil Rights' -1.5%= 68.90 to 67.86= top31% (4th) ; 'Cheerfulness' -2.3% (orange)= 63.69 to 62.21= top3% (3,584th of 169,574 - 2nd) ; 'Safety' -4.8%
14-11-2018: The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities. (69-100-66) [454) 3- Don't Stead on Me!] 'Authoritarianism' +3.6% ; 'Weaponization' +2.6% (vert) ; 'Income Equality' +2.5% ; 'Black Market' +2.1% (orange) ; 'Social Conservatism' +1.9%= 36.93 to 37.64 ; 'Average Income of Poor' +1.7% (orange) ; 'Industry: Retail' +1.6% (jaune) ; 'Business Subsidization' +0.54% (orange) ; 'Culture' +0.29% (jaune) ; 'Average Disposable Income' +0.22% (vert) ; 'Average Income' +0.22% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' +0.22% (orange) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing' +0.09% (jaune) ; 'Rudeness' -0.91% (jaune) ; 'Economic Freedom' -1.4% (vert)= 77.33 to 76.22 ; 'Wealth Gaps' -2.5%= 5.93 to 5.78
The cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Azora" has been described as a real blow for entertainment. (69-100-66) [1101) 3- Unreal] 'Authoritarianism' +1.1% ; 'Income Equality' +0.78% ; 'Social Conservatism' +0.60%= 36.71 to 36.93= top74% (4th of 7) ; 'Average Income of Poor' +0.44% (orange) ; 'Intelligence' +0.1% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Information Technology' +0.08% (orange) ; 'Scientific Advancement' +0.05% (jaune) ; 'Black Market' -0.1% (orange) ; 'Primitiveness' -0.06%= -853.23 to -853.71 (léger contre-record, continu)= top100% (168,682nd of 169,538 - 7th of 7) ; 'Weaponization' -0.20% (vert) ; 'Civil Rights' -0.20%= 69.52 to 69.38 ; 'Rudeness' -0.29% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Rich' -0.34% (orange) ; 'Weather' -0.37% (orange) ; 'Economic Freedom' -0.44% (vert) ; 'Wealth Gaps' -0.67%
Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. (70-100-66) [1103) Dàguó Takeaway] 'Income Equality' +2.6%= 16.32 to 16.75 ; 'Authoritarianism' +2.2% ; 'Average Income of Poor' +1.5% (orange) ; 'Black Market' +0.35% (orange) ; 'Rudeness' -0.96% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Rich' -1.1% (orange) ; 'Economic Freedom' -1.4% (vert)= 78.78 to 77.67= top10% (16,195th of 169,529 - 2nd of 7) ; 'Wealth Gaps' -2.6%= 6.13 to 5.97
Following new legislation in Zogarok, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
13-11-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
11-11-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. (70-100-66)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
9-11-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Bobby Garrison's bedroom.
2-11-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, Upupidaes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. (70-100-65)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, sweet-toothed Zogarokians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, many in Zogarok are born in the purple.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, Azora's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
1-11-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, all footpaths have tollbooths.
Contestants on Zogarok's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. (69-100-65) [583) Don't Be a Busk-Kill] Canceled Policies: "Public Protest" 'Authoritarianism' +5.4% ; 'Law Enforcement' +3.7% ; 'Safety' +1.9% ; 'Corruption' +1.4% (vert) ; 'Black Market' +1.3% (orange) ; 'Social Conservatism' +0.95%= 37.71 to 38.07 ; 'Income Equality' +0.53% ; 'Average Income of Poor' +0.37% (orange) ; 'Culture' +0.29% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing' +0.14% (jaune)= 46,804.46= top0.3% (387th of 165,433 - 1st of 8) ; 'Taxation' +0.12% ; 'Average Income' +0.08% (jaune) ; 'Average Disposable Income' +0.08% (vert) ; 'Economic Output' +0.08% (orange) ; 'Industry: Cheese Exports / Retail' +0.07% (jaune) ; 'Tourism' +0.06% (jaune) ; 'Intelligence' -0.07% (jaune) ; 'Economic Freedom' -0.28% (vert)= 77.44 to 77.22= top10% (2nd) ; 'Civil Rights' -0.35%= 68.86 to 68.62= top29% (3rd) ; 'Weather' -0.36% (orange) ; 'Industry: Gambling' -0.68% (vert) ; 'Political Freedom' -2.2%= 66.19 to 64.76= top46% (6th) ; 'Rudeness' -2.6% (jaune)= 378.67 to 368.80= top0.3% (412th - 1st) ; 'Inclusiveness' -4.2% ; 'Weaponization' -4.3% (vert) ; 'Ideological Radicality' -5.4%
Zogarok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified, Most Zombies, and Most Dead.
31-10-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
30-10-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
29-10-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Upupidaes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, future leaders of Zogarok regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, criminals are thrown to the Upupidaes to repay their debt to society.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
27-10-2018: Neighboring nations are tired of Zogarok's big fish stories. (69-100-66) [809) 2- So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish] 'Industry: Trout Fishing' +36.8%= 2,283.36 to 3,124.09 (record visible)= top31% (49,463rd of 162,713 - 4th of 8) ; 'Rudeness' +1.1% (jaune)= 371.17 to 375.28= top0.3% (377th of 162,714 - 1st) ; 'Business Subsidization' +0.90% (orange) ; 'Average Disposable Income' +0.16% (vert) ; 'Black Market' +0.16% (orange) ; 'Average Income' +0.16% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output'/'Average Income of Poor-Rich' +0.16% (orange) ; 'Tourism' -0.09% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Cheese Exports/Retail/Book Publishing' -0.16% (jaune) ; 'Environmental Beauty' -0.19% (jaune) ; 'Weather' -0.70% (orange) ; 'Obesity' -0.87%= 4.61 to 4.57= top98% (158,343rd of 162,716 - 7th)
There's no such thing as bad publicity. [1066) It's an Honour Just to Be Condemned] 'Rudeness' +0.75% (jaune)= 368.42 to 371.17= top0.3% (386th of 162,709 - 1st of 8) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing' +0.60% (jaune)= 46,427.70 to 46,705.60 (best léger visible)= top0.3% (394th - 1st) ; 'Average Disposable Income' +0.42% (vert) ; 'Intelligence' +0.1% (jaune)= 223.35 to 223.57= top0.5% (744th ; 1st) ; 'Industry: Cheese Exports/Retail' -0.06% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' -0.08% ; 'Black Market' -0.11% (orange)
Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. [1092) 3- The Boys From Brasilistan] Zogarok's Civil Rights rose from Very Good to Excellent. (69-100-66) 'Inclusiveness' +4.4%= 68.89 to 71.93= top88% (142,628th of 162,704 - 4th of 8) ; 'Civil Rights' +0.48%= 68.38 to 68.71= top29% (4th) ; 'Weaponization' +0.35% (vert)= 8.66 to 8.69= top10% (15,868th of 162,704 - 3rd) ; 'Recreational Drug Use' +0.23%= 86.40 to 86.60= top25% (5th) ; 'Black Market' +0.17% (orange) ; 'Nudity' +0.14%= 173.50 to 173.75= top26% (5th) ; 'Industry: Gambling' +0.06% (vert) ; 'Authoritarianism' -0.97% ; 'Social Conservatism' -1.3%= 38.43 to 37.93= top72% (116,295th of 162,708 - 5th)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
25-10-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
24-10-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, eminent domain has been abolished.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
23-10-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, job opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry.
19-10-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, the Zogarok Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare zogmas.
18-10-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. [758) 3- Bye Bye to the Birdies?]
Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. [955) 2- Can It!] 'Economic Output' +0.07% (orange) ; 'Average Income' +0.07% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' -0.1% ; 'Economic Freedom' -0.68% (vert) ; 'Wealth Gaps' -1.4%
Seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. [286) A Whale of a Problem] postcard "The Fish Are Worth It" 'Industry: Trout Fishing' +36.4%= 1,737.55 to 2,370.64 (record visible/période 28-2-2016)= top37% (60,529th of 166,703 - 4th of 8)
12-10-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zogarok, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zogarok, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zogarok, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Zogarok, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
13-10-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, it's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps.
12-10-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags. (68-100-68)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
11-10-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, books are so highly regarded in Zogarok that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
8-10-2018: Gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones. (67-100-68) [1081) 3- The Queen in Yellow] 'Religiousness' +83.0%= 311.23 to 569.59= top26% (42,758th of 166,171 - 5th of 6) ; 'Inclusiveness' +4.0%= 81.44 to 84.71 (record visible-période 28-2-2016)= top85% (140,459th of 166,171 - 4th) ; 'Industry: Retail' +0.38% (jaune) ; 'Culture' +0.29% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing' +0.06% (jaune) ; 'Weather' -0.33% (orange) ; 'Industry: Gambling' -0.59% (vert) ; 'Safety' -1.4% ; 'Secularism' -5.8%= 16.46 to 15.50= top75% (123,288th of 166,173 - 2th) ; 'Weaponization' -8.0%
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the nation excels at displacement.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBZ Governor goes house hunting. [717) 3- Cheques and Balances] 'Income Equality' +1.2%= 20.15 to 20.39=top67% (4th of 6) ; 'Authoritarianism' +1.1% ; 'Average Disposable Income' +0.85% (vert) ; 'Sector: Agriculture' +0.80% (orange) ; 'Average Income of Poor' +0.77% (orange) ; 'Industry: Cheese Exports' +0.64% (orange) ; 'Sector: Manufacturing' +0.50% (vert) ; 'Political Apathy' +0.43% ; 'Economic Output' +0.11% (orange) ; 'Average Income' +0.11% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' -0.18% ; 'Obesity' -0.22% ; 'Average Income of Rich' -0.40% (orange) ; 'Rudeness' -0.48% (jaune) ; 'Economic Freedom' -0.69% (vert)= 79.33 to 78.78= top9% (14,473rd of 166,155 - 1st of 6) ; 'Wealth Gaps' -1.0%= 4.96 to 4.91= top34% (3rd) ; 'Ideological Radicality' -1.1%
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
6-10-2018: Movie references are legally admissible in court. (67-100-68) [459) 4- Murder, He Shouted!] 'Culture' +0.29% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing' +0.20% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' +0.14% (orange) ; 'Industry: Retail' +0.12% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' -0.12% ; 'Weather' -0.33% (orange) ; 'Compliance' -0.40% ; 'Law Enforcement' -2.9% ; 'Safety' -3.0%
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
Every week is blindness awareness week. [558) 1- Turning a Blind Eye?] 'Inclusiveness' +11.1%= 70.40 to 78.21 (record au moins visible=période depuis 28-2-16)= top87% (143,911th of 166,369 - 4th of 6) ; 'Average Income of Poor' +0.59% (orange) ; 'Civil Rights' +0.29%= 66.00 to 66.19 ; 'Compassion'/'Taxation' +0.1% ; 'Average Income' -0.07% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' -0.07% (orange) ; 'Average Income of Rich' -0.59% (orange) ; 'Rudeness' -0.63% (jaune) ; 'Social Conservatism' -0.69%= 42.00 to 41.71= top66% (108,567th of 166,374 - 4th) ; 'Economic Freedom' -0.69% (vert)= 79.33 to 78.78= top9% (14,456th of 166,374 - 1st) ; 'Health' -0.72% (vert) ; 'Wealth Gaps' -1.0%= 4.96 to 4.91= top34% (3rd) ; 'Black Market' -1.2% (orange) ; 'Weaponization' -8.4%
3-10-2018: There is something rotten in the state of Zogarok. [1069) 4- Bowl Motions] 'Weather' +0.66% (orange) ; 'Environmental Beauty' +0.19% (jaune) ; 'Tourism' +0.1% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' +0.06% ; 'Industry: Mining' -0.25%
Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests. [1044) 1- OK Stupid] Zogarok's Political Freedoms fell from Excellent to Very Good. (66-100-68) 'Authoritarianism' +5.9% ; 'Weaponization' +2.6% ; 'Crime' +0.43% ; 'Scientific Advancement' +0.05% (jaune) ; 'Average Disposable Income' -0.23% (vert) ; 'Economic Output'/'Average Income of Rich-Poor' -0.23% (orange) ; 'Average Income' -0.23% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Retail/Book Publishing' -0.26% (jaune) ; 'Weather' -0.33% (orange) ; 'Safety' -2.1% ; 'Political Freedom' -2.7%= 70.10 to 68.19= top40% (65,030th of 166,120 - 5th of 6) ; 'Rudeness' -3.0% (jaune) ; 'Black Market' -4.8% (orange) ; 'Ideological Radicality' -5.3%= 18.04 to 17.08= top54% (2th of 6)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, dessert dishes make up the Zogarokian breakfast menu.
2-10-2018: Zogarok's influence in Zogarok rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Power".
1-10-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected. (66-100-70)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.
When electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming. [1061) 3- Every Day I'm Muffling] 'Authoritarianism' +2.9%= 253.03 to 260.40= top89% (146,840th of 166,094 - 15th of 19) ; 'Income Equality' +2.4% ; 'Weather' +1.3% (orange) ; 'Average Income of Poor' +1.3% (orange) ; 'Averageness' +1.3% ; 'Industry: Automobile Manufacturing' +0.50%= -31.97 to -31.81= top100% (164,923rd of 166,096 - 18th of 19) ; 'Environmental Beauty' +0.44% (jaune)= 4,279.95 to 4,298.81= top0.5% (795th of 166,100 - 1st) ; 'Eco-Friendliness' +0.31% (orange)= 8,065.49 to 8,090.55= top4% (5th) ; 'Tourism' +0.26% (jaune) ; 'Scientific Advancement' +0.09% (jaune) ; 'Taxation' +0.06% ; 'Industry: Book Publishing/Retail' -0.06% (jaune) ; 'Public Transport/Defense Forces' -0.06% (vert) ; 'Rudeness' -1.3% (jaune)= 395.98 to 390.79= top0.2% (332nd of 166,106 - 1st) ; 'Economic Freedom' -1.4% (vert)= 80.78 to 79.67= top9% (13,595th of 166,106 - 2nd)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
1-10-2018, 7h34: You gained the banner Mega-Metropolis.
You gained the banner Custom #4.
28-09-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, royal princesses are recognizable by their plastic tiaras.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
27-09-2018: It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. (66-100-70) [1048) 3- Tatty Treaty Spat Turns Catty] 'Inclusiveness' +5.9%= 60.89 to 64.46 (record visible période depuis 28-2-2016)= top90% (147,955th of 166,225 - 9th of 19) ; 'Rudeness' -0.08% (jaune)= 391.10 to 390.80= top0.2% (331st of 166,232 - 1st) ; 'Weaponization' -2.2%= 5.04 to 4.93= top13% (20,789th of 166,232 - 9th)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Zogarokian bee.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
17-09-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
7-09-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Zogarok.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
5-09-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, Zogarok is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
3-09-2018: Zogarok's influence in Zogarok rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
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31-08-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
28-08-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
26-08-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, Zogarokian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
22-08-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
21-08-2018: Zogarok's influence in Zogarok rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
19-08-2018: Zogarok's influence in Zogarok fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
Following new legislation in Zogarok, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
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12-08-2018: Visions of giant pink Upupidaes are a common side effect after Zogarokians eat their meals. (68-100-70) [505) 3- Florists Blooming Mad] 'Sector: Agriculture' +5.7% (vert) ; 'Recreational Drug Use' +2.4% ; 'Obesity' +1.6%= 4.30 to 4.37= top98% (46th of 47) ; 'Rudeness/Scientific Advancement' +0.1% (jaune) ; 'Average Income' +0.08% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Retail/Book Publishing' -0.09% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Arms Manufacturing/Defense Forces' -0.09% (orange) ; 'Employment' -0.10% (vert)= 78.32 to 78.24 ; 'Safety' -0.13% ; 'Taxation' -0.14% ; 'Weather' -1.2% (orange) ; 'Health' -2.6% (orange)
The entire entry for Zogarok in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. [1026) 1- Size Matters] 'Industry: Furniture Restoration' +4.3% ; 'Average Disposable Income' +0.44% (vert) ; 'Average Income' +0.08% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Poor/Rich' +0.08% (orange) ; 'Taxation' -0.08% ; 'Industry: Book Publishing/Retail' -0.1% (jaune) ; 'Rudeness' -0.40% (jaune)
11-08-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
10-08-2018: Personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability. (68-100-70) [512) 4- Furnished for Failure] 'Industry: Furniture Restoration' +28.2%= 2,129.64 to 2,729.50= top33% (12th of 47) ; 'Industry: Retail' +2.2% (jaune) ; 'Average Income of Rich' +0.58% (orange) ; 'Economic Output' +0.47% (orange) ; 'Average Income of Poor' +0.33% (orange) ; 'Economic Freedom' +0.14% (vert)= 78.11 to 78.22 ; 'Rudeness' +0.1% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing' +0.06% (jaune) ; 'Environmental Beauty' -0.06% (jaune) ; 'Employment' -0.06% (vert) ; 'Authoritarianism' -0.23% ; 'Taxation' -0.33% ; 'Weather' -1.5% (orange)= 331 to 326 ; 'Health' -3.0% (orange)= 16.17 to 15.68 ; 'Safety' -4.3%= 40.24 to 38.49= top80% (26th)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, Max Barry is this year's Miss Zogarok.
9-08-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
8-08-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. (68-100-70)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, Upupidae is one of the most popular forenames in Zogarok.
7-08-2018: Bobby Garrison's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. [1039) 3- Number One Fan] 'Safety' +1.4% ; 'Rudeness' +0.40% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' -0.09% (orange) ; 'Industry: Retail/Book Publishing' -0.09% (jaune) ; 'Political Apathy' -0.43% ; 'Black Market' -1.9% (orange)
Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. [1027) 1- Murder in Mind] 'Safety' +1.5% ; 'Law Enforcement' +1.4% ; 'Industry: Information Technology' +0.35% (orange) ; 'Civil Rights' +0.21%= 68.19 to 68.33 ; 'Scientific Advancement' +0.19% (jaune) ; 'Compassion' +0.1% ; 'Economic Output' -0.05% (orange) ; 'Rudeness' -0.08% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Retail/Book Publishing' -0.13% (jaune) ; 'Weaponization' -9.8%
Following new legislation in Zogarok, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, citizens compete to guess the time between the royal lady's contractions.
6-08-2018: Zogarok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. [699) 1- Pipe Down, Already!]
Following new legislation in Zogarok, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Azora to enjoy their national art.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, Bobby Garrison has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
4-08-2018: Zogarok's influence in Zogarok rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
3-08-2018: Weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments. (552- 1) Must Be a Full Moon) Zogarok's Civil Rights fell from Excellent to Very Good. (67-100-70) 'Social Conservatism' +10.3%= 36.71 to 40.50= top67% (32nd of 50) ; 'Authoritarianism' +9.9%= 234.14 to 257.37= top89% (43rd) ; 'Tourism' +0.07% (jaune) ; 'Intelligence' -0.15% (jaune) ; 'Industry: Book Publishing/Retail' -0.18% (jaune) ; 'Economic Output' -0.20% (orange) ; 'Rudeness' -1.1% (jaune) ; 'Civil Rights' -3.6%= 69.52 to 67.00= top34% (19th) ; 'Black Market' -3.7% (orange) ; 'Youth Rebelliousness' -5.9% (orange) ; 'Ideological Radicality' -7.5% ; 'Weaponization' -15.8%= 4.30 to 3.62 ; 'Nudity' -53.1%= 194 to 91= top72%
Following new legislation in Zogarok, the Zogarok Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
Zogarok published "Législation au quotidien 5 - 2018 aout (Zogarok)" (Factbook: Legislation).
Following new legislation in Zogarok, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
29-07-2018: Following new legislation in Zogarok, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Zogarok. (70-100-71)
Following new legislation in Zogarok, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
Following new legislation in Zogarok, it's best not to ask what goes into Azora Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.