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The Constitutional Monarchy of Zogarok

“Ordre, justice, développement”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Zogarok

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Constitutional Monarchy of Zogarok is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bobby Garrison with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.985 billion Zogarokians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zogarokian economy, worth a remarkable 6,953 trillion zogmas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 386,608 zogmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,431,592 per year while the poor average 73,517, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

Children often kick Upupidaes for amusement, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, pedants defending Bobby Garrison observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, and prank shows are so hot right now. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zogarok's national animal is the Upupidae, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zogazism.

Zogarok is ranked 5,691st in the world and 1st in Zogarok for Most Patriotic, with 56.08 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Publishing Industry: 187thRudest Citizens: 445thLargest Retail Industry: 592ndMost Cultured: 634thMost Efficient Economies: 757thSmartest Citizens: 838thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 852ndLargest Black Market: 1,063rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,070thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,083rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,107thHighest Economic Output: 1,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,498thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,612thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,624thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,838thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,036thHighest Crime Rates: 2,115thHighest Food Quality: 2,253rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,676thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,842ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,911thMost Developed: 2,990thMost Armed: 3,028thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,316thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,347thLargest Governments: 3,711thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,908thMost Patriotic: 5,691stMost Stationary: 6,132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,366thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,653rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,287thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,462ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,141stMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,518thBest Weather: 13,394thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,512thTop
Most Influential: 13,719thLargest Populations: 14,333rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,352ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,210thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,524th

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