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The Nomadic Peoples of Xyloqua

“Ever forward.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Nomadic Peoples of Xyloqua is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Xarkenzia with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 5.335 billion Xyloquans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xark. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xyloquan economy, worth 757 trillion Malachites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,937 Malachites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Xarkenzia's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, recognizing the Xyloquan flag qualifies you for citizenship, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xyloqua's national animal is the Mantis Shrimp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Xyloqua is ranked 6,854th in the world and 166th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 36.69 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,570thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,775thBest Weather: 3,184thMost Pacifist: 3,208thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,217thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,225thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,355thSafest: 3,406thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,606thMost Developed: 3,631stMost Inclusive: 3,686thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,771stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,167thMost Influential: 4,169thSmartest Citizens: 4,388thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,602ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,657thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,818thHealthiest Citizens: 5,438thLowest Crime Rates: 5,541stLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,737thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,053rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,356thNicest Citizens: 6,559thLargest Governments: 6,854thMost Secular: 7,761stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,835thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,104thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,657thTop
Most Cultured: 11,598thMost Efficient Economies: 13,381stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,337thHighest Average Incomes: 15,561stMost Income Equality: 16,991stMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,356thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,611th
Most Influential: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 68th in the regionSafest: 74th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 76th in the regionBest Weather: 82nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 85th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 88th in the regionMost Inclusive: 89th in the regionMost Developed: 93rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 94th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 106th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 113th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 117th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 119th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 125th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 126th in the regionNicest Citizens: 130th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 141st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 162nd in the regionLargest Governments: 166th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 186th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 222nd in the regionMost Secular: 234th in the regionMost Cultured: 249th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 325th in the regionRudest Citizens: 365th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 392nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 402nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 445th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 466th in the regionMost Income Equality: 488th in the regionNudest: 495th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 529th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 534th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 556th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 46 » Islamic Republic e Jariri, Zavea, Yoshiterra, Aqueira, Sarotte, Capitalist Paradise, The Pacific Caliphate, Perfect Sublime Masters, Cyrtenes, Raj7765, Euroanatolian Greece, Melon feud, Aggro, Republic of edward, Farrakhan, Emeseses, Aeritania, Vas Normandy, Panormia, The Horror Channel, Collosuss, Andromeda Islands, Masters86, Unibot III, ThePlace, Rushkaland, Aandruzognivia, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Zerentopia, Magrinia, Delight, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Greater Cesnica, Kahootology, Nation of Urie, Razorback, Arinteriswith, Crazy Firemen, North Comunist Awelanius, Black Hawk Raider Refugees, A Leaf on the Wind, Gozira, United Libor Lefunkistan, Kaiserreich Subreddit, Makdon, and Ulslur.