Spotlight on:
The Delightful Delicacy of Xanovari |
“Because we can”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Balder |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Delightful Delicacy of Xanovari is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Serunia Beralis with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The cynical population of 5.087 billion Xanovarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xanovar City. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Xanovarian economy, worth 350 trillion Septims a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,869 Septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Air purifiers fight smoke machines on Xanovarian stage setups, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, the fattest folk in Xanovari look to be the happiest ones, and pedants defending Serunia Beralis observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xanovari's national animal is the White Wing Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.
Xanovari is ranked 125,666th in the world and 5,538th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,124.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Xanovari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Xanovari's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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Xanovari, pedants defending Serunia Beralis observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
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Xanovari, the fattest folk in Xanovari look to be the happiest ones.
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Xanovari, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
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Xanovari was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in
Xanovari, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Xanovarian stage setups.
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Xanovari, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
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Xanovari, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
- : Following new legislation in
Xanovari, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.