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The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes

“This is cringe why am I still not on the map”

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The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jim Pickens with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.582 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,513 trillion WOOPS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 525,911 WOOPS, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, autocrats are persona non grata, most towns have their Jim Pickens High School located on Jim Pickens Street, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Wooloo Unitedstrtesian Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 1,092^nd in the world and 18^th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 38,383.77 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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