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The Free State of Wojaki

“Live Free, Die Free”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Free State of Wojaki is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.537 billion Wojakians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cringetopia. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Wojakian economy, worth 119 trillion Stonks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 77,518 Stonks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Wojaki's national animal is the Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Wojaki is ranked 95,519th in the world and 3,096th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,621.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,196thMost Influential: 5,832ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,660thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,918thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,410thMost Devout: 15,267thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,239thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,776thMost Politically Free: 23,101stRudest Citizens: 23,114th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 348th in the regionMost Politically Free: 378th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 409th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 420th in the regionMost Devout: 432nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 467th in the regionMost Influential: 565th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 581st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 675th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 760th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 823rd in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 66 » Aidenfieeld, Amerion, New Briantown, Tepertopia, PenguinPies, Marinho Islands, Purple Hyacinth, Wehraboos, Concrete Slab, Qvait, Midand, Erinor, Volaworand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Corgitopiaa, Land Without Shrimp, The Worst army of, Farengeto, Aumeltopia, Kandorith, Bartonia Nova, Ebonhand, Nowa Europa, Tsunamy, Vanbella, West Pastafaria, Rabbitz, Apartment 11F, Bawkie, Andinla, Shefino, Belschaft, Rotenaplistan, Beepee, Sandaoguo, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Euro Pacifica, The Imperial Frost Federation, Rebel-topia, Armonitopia, Zataras, Treir, Synarion, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Auphelia, Wallechi, New Goldman, Scu Greinne, Holota, Qawe, and 16 others.The Altan, Seythennia, Death to democracy, Conexia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, Libedistan, Westenhald, Sedunn, New Belgrade, Gonrati, The United Australian States, LadyRebels, Haure Cornaia, Ipugao, and East Nagaland.