The Free State of Wojaki
“Live Free, Die Free”
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Free State of Wojaki is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.537 billion Wojakians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cringetopia. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Wojakian economy, worth 119 trillion Stonks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 77,518 Stonks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Wojaki's national animal is the Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wojaki was endorsed by The Holy Republic of East Nagaland.
- : Wojaki was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
- : Wojaki was endorsed by The Republic of Haure Cornaia.
- : Wojaki was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
- : Wojaki was endorsed by The Serene Land of The United Australian States.
- : Wojaki was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Wojaki was endorsed by The Himalayan Field Rat Paradise of Gonrati.
- : Wojaki was endorsed by The PRARIE FOR CULTURE of MNA 33rd Infantry Regiment.
- : Wojaki was endorsed by The Republic of New Belgrade.
- : Wojaki was endorsed by The Kingdom of Sedunn.
Endorsements Received: 66 » Aidenfieeld, Amerion, New Briantown, Tepertopia, PenguinPies, Marinho Islands, Purple Hyacinth, Wehraboos, Concrete Slab, Qvait, Midand, Erinor, Volaworand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Corgitopiaa, Land Without Shrimp, The Worst army of, Farengeto, Aumeltopia, Kandorith, Bartonia Nova, Ebonhand, Nowa Europa, Tsunamy, Vanbella, West Pastafaria, Rabbitz, Apartment 11F, Bawkie, Andinla, Shefino, Belschaft, Rotenaplistan, Beepee, Sandaoguo, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Euro Pacifica, The Imperial Frost Federation, Rebel-topia, Armonitopia, Zataras, Treir, Synarion, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Auphelia, Wallechi, New Goldman, Scu Greinne, Holota, Qawe, and 16 others.The Altan, Seythennia, Death to democracy, Conexia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, Libedistan, Westenhald, Sedunn, New Belgrade, Gonrati, The United Australian States, LadyRebels, Haure Cornaia, Ipugao, and East Nagaland.