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The Kingdom of Wisentia

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The Kingdom of Wisentia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bous Gnouces with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 27.223 billion Wisentians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrenow. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The powerhouse Wisentian economy, worth a remarkable 2,607 trillion mows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,778 mows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Wisentia's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Osirapism.

Wisentia is ranked 3,856^th in the world and 2^nd in New Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,092.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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