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The Kingdom of Whitton World |
“Nulli Secundus”
| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
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Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Kingdom of Whitton World is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.659 billion Whitton Worldians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitton World City. The average income tax rate is 2.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Whitton Worldian economy, worth a remarkable 6,460 trillion Badges a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,131 Badges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, snitches get riches, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown. Whitton World's national animal is the Porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.
Whitton World is ranked 3,177th in the world and 118th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 59.44 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Whitton World, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Whitton World, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in Whitton World, snitches get riches.
- : Following new legislation in Whitton World, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
- : Following new legislation in Whitton World, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
- : Whitton World was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Whitton World, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
- : Whitton World was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Whitton World, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
- : Following new legislation in Whitton World, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
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