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The Glorious Federation of Whatevernext

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The Glorious Federation of Whatevernext is a massive, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.046 billion Whatevernextians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nexus. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Whatevernextian economy, worth 589 trillion groats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,684 groats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, the fattest folk in Whatevernext look to be the happiest ones, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime is totally unknown. Whatevernext's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whatevernext is ranked 4,284^th in the world and 79^th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 21.13 bananas ingested per day.

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