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The IC Kingdom of Halicz-Słupica of Warsaw-Halicz

“He who has no duties, deserves no rights.”

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The IC Kingdom of Halicz-Słupica of Warsaw-Halicz is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Stefan I with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 12.538 billion Haliczans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halicz. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haliczan economy, worth a remarkable 2,444 trillion złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,928 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", and Formula One cars in Warsaw-Halicz boast 56 miles per gallon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warsaw-Halicz's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trinitism - officially none.

Warsaw-Halicz is ranked 9,167^th in the world and 411^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.81 law-abiding acts per hour.

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