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The Random Pretitle of Kringalia

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The Random Pretitle of Kringalia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Stuart Palmer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.543 billion Kringalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kringalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,791 trillion Kringles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,740 Kringles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kringalia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kringalia is ranked 288,267^th in the world and 5,378^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -18.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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