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The Constitutional Monarchy of Osterreich-Deutschland

“Fur das Weltreich, Fur der Kaisers, Und Deutsches bluht”

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Osterreich-Deutschland is a huge, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 316 million Osterreich-Deutschlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin and Vienna. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Osterreich-Deutschlandian economy, worth 25.0 trillion Reichsmarkes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,104 Reichsmarkes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osterreich-Deutschland's national animal is the Reichs Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Osterreich-Deutschland is ranked 237,955^th in the world and 1,198^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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