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The Federation of Chuffstan

“It's enough, to just be chuff”

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The Federation of Chuffstan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John McChuff with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, feral children, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.019 billion Chuffstanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adderall. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chuffstanian economy, worth 967 trillion Antidepressants a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,865 Antidepressants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Equality looks curiously unequal, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chuffstan's national animal is the Pants, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Life Is Averagism.

Chuffstan is ranked 270,537^th in the world and 2^nd in The UK Commonwealth for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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