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The Federal Republic of United Kolance

“Strength and Resilience for Building of a Nation”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Federal Republic of United Kolance is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 601 million United Kolanceans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Aallin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.

The frighteningly efficient United Kolancean economy, worth 76.9 trillion United Kolance Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 127,936 United Kolance Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 448,895 per year while the poor average 26,450, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, foreign despots proudly bandstand on United Kolancean airwaves, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and United Kolance's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Kolance's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United Kolance is ranked 29,215th in the world and 471st in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 49.65 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,134thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,712thMost Influential: 4,297thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,709thFattest Citizens: 6,860thHighest Crime Rates: 6,976thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,178thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,268thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,486thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,820thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,269thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,496thMost Armed: 11,925thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,012thTop
Most Inclusive: 14,839thLargest Retail Industry: 15,002ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,395thMost Cultured: 16,767thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,195thHighest Food Quality: 17,376thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,697thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,925thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,439thHighest Average Incomes: 22,860thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,910thHighest Drug Use: 24,272ndMost Politically Free: 25,632nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Politically Free: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 52nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 53rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 92nd in the regionMost Extreme: 94th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 101st in the regionMost Armed: 108th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 109th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 110th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionMost Avoided: 110th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 117th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 128th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 129th in the region

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