Spotlight on:
The Empire of Ump125 |
“While the worst Are full of passionate intensity”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Balder |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Empire of Ump125 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.898 billion Ump125ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Ump125ian economy, worth 864 trillion Pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,504 Pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 508,971 per year while the poor average 48,589, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.
Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, all Ump125ians live like kings, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump125's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ump125 is ranked 169,180th in the world and 6,501st in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 297.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ump125 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Ump125, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
- : Following new legislation in Ump125, all Ump125ians live like kings.
- : Following new legislation in Ump125, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in Ump125, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
- : Following new legislation in Ump125, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.
- : Following new legislation in Ump125, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
- : Following new legislation in Ump125, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Ump125, supervisors in Ump125 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
- : Following new legislation in Ump125, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.