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The Monopoly Tycoons of Twobagger |
“Good Morning.”
| Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
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Location: The Black Hawks |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Monopoly Tycoons of Twobagger is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King James with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, lack of airports, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 20.688 billion Twobaggerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twobagger City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Twobaggerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,646 trillion pansies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 127,906 pansies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
According to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twobagger's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.
Twobagger is ranked 256,761st in the world and 339th in The Black Hawks for Most Primitive, scoring -174.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Twobagger was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Highest Foreign Aid Spending, the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output and Most Beautiful Environments, and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
- : Twobagger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Twobagger's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in Twobagger, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
- : Twobagger relocated from Lazarus to The Black Hawks.
- : Twobagger was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Twobagger ceased to exist in The Black Hawks.
- : Twobagger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Twobagger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Twobagger's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
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