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The Empire of Treznor

“Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.”

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The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 42.093 billion Treznorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 26,684 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 633,948 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Treznor is ranked 290,842^nd in the world and 11^th in The Vast for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -47.77 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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