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The Empire of Treznor

“Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The Vast

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 35.662 billion Treznorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 22,993 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 644,748 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Treznor is ranked 182nd in the world and 2nd in The Vast for Largest Governments, scoring 90.28 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7thSmartest Citizens: 7thMost Cultured: 10thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15thMost Secular: 17thMost Inclusive: 20thHighest Poor Incomes: 25thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36thMost Efficient Economies: 47thLargest Information Technology Sector: 48thHighest Economic Output: 57thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 69thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 70thMost Scientifically Advanced: 71stHighest Average Incomes: 118thMost Pacifist: 121stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 133rdLargest Governments: 182ndMost Developed: 309thLongest Average Lifespans: 340thMost Rebellious Youth: 397thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 406thLowest Crime Rates: 429thMost Advanced Public Education: 534thHealthiest Citizens: 626thMost Stationary: 690thSafest: 739thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 793rdLargest Populations: 1,094thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,184thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,308thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,599thLargest Mining Sector: 1,758thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,214thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,279thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,314thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,675thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,187thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,484thRudest Citizens: 4,431stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,958thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,787thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,041stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,643rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,119thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,857thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,821stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,451stLargest Retail Industry: 13,848thMost Influential: 14,157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,708thMost Income Equality: 14,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,203rd
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the region

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