Spotlight on:
The CIDAO of Totoso_Mussolini |
“MINHA PIROBINHA NAS BRANQUINHAS”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Bar Farofa |
Regional Influence: Instigator |
The CIDAO of Totoso_Mussolini is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CIDAOZINHO with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.872 billion Totosinhos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juiz de fora. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Totoso_Mussolinian economy, worth a remarkable 8,960 trillion BARRA DE OUROES a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 564,560 BARRA DE OUROES, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,783,962 per year while the poor average 65,225, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.
Penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes', private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat, and jackboots have given the boot to the nobility. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Totoso_Mussolini's national animal is the Totoso, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spiritism.
Totoso_Mussolini is ranked 294,325th in the world and 14th in Bar Farofa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.69 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Totoso_Mussolini, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility.
- : Following new legislation in Totoso_Mussolini, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat.
- : Following new legislation in Totoso_Mussolini, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button.
- : Following new legislation in Totoso_Mussolini, penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'.
- : Following new legislation in Totoso_Mussolini, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
- : Totoso_Mussolini's influence in Bar Farofa fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : Following new legislation in Totoso_Mussolini, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Totoso_Mussolini, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.
- : Following new legislation in Totoso_Mussolini, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.
- : Following new legislation in Totoso_Mussolini, large areas of Totoso_Mussolini are not accessible by the public.