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The IS DRIVING ME INSANE of This t0wn is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.279 billion This t0wnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming This t0wnian economy, worth 573 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,318 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the This t0wn City Natural History Museum, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. This t0wn's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

This t0wn is ranked 153,398^th in the world and 4^th in Sjajsjsj for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 671.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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