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The Empire of Crownz Capital

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The Empire of Crownz Capital is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its suspicion of poets, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 179 million Crownz Capitalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 43.3%.

The Crownz Capitalian economy, worth 10.5 trillion Gold Platelets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,877 Gold Platelets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, immigrants who don't like the taste of Crownz Capitalian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crownz Capital's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Crownz Capital is ranked 118,806^th in the world and 2,982^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,640.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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