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The Soviet united states of The United Soviet Satelite States

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The Soviet united states of The United Soviet Satelite States is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 763 million United Soviet Satelite Statesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The United Soviet Satelite Statesian economy, worth 46.6 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,134 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, and saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Soviet Satelite States's national animal is the Soviet Bear.

The United Soviet Satelite States is ranked 171,630^th in the world and 1^st in The United States Of The Multiverse for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 624.01 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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