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The Republic of Etnon |
“Human born free; yet he is in chains everywhere”
| Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Republic of Etnon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Peigi Åland with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.076 billion Etnonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santana. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Etnonian economy, worth 306 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,728 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etnon's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Etnon is ranked 3,448th in the world and 48th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,454.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Etnon, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails.
- : Following new legislation in Etnon, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
- : Following new legislation in Etnon, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in Etnon, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
- : Following new legislation in Etnon, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
- : Following new legislation in Etnon, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
- : Following new legislation in Etnon, diminutive Etnonian generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
- : Following new legislation in Etnon, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Etnon, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Etnon, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Euro charge on their phone bill.
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