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The People's Republic of Dakea

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The People's Republic of Dakea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Relapa Gunaq with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, devout population of 2.786 billion Dakeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saneaka City. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dakean economy, worth 458 trillion Dakean Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 164,420 Dakean Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, and asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response. Crime is totally unknown. Dakea's national animal is the Dakean Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dakea is ranked 41,609^th in the world and 533^rd in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,062.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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