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The Kingdom of Obama of The Republic of Sri Lanka

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The Kingdom of Obama of The Republic of Sri Lanka is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Obama with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 8.673 billion sri lankans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winnipeg. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient sri lankan economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion Sri Lankan Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,242 Sri Lankan Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Supreme Leader Obama's wardrobe, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Sri Lanka's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Obamaism.

The Republic of Sri Lanka is ranked 10,798^th in the world and 14^th in Sparkalia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 156.01 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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