Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Principality of The Queer Islands

“Sine diversitate sunt, nihil habemus.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: The Leftist Assembly

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Principality of The Queer Islands is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 233 million Queer Islandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Queer Islandsian economy, worth 2.24 trillion queerbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 9,635 queerbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, discarded pennies litter the streets, and there's a bright dawn ahead for The Queer Islands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Queer Islands's national animal is the rainbow-crested pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Queer Islands is ranked 202,125th in the world and 445th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 621.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Income Equality: 3,513thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 13,243rdHighest Drug Use: 15,382ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,241stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,610thMost Extreme: 23,642nd
Highest Drug Use: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 37th in the regionMost Income Equality: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: