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The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment System

“NES”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: Nintendo

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment System is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 869 million Nintendo Entertainment Systemians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Nintendo Entertainment Systemian economy, worth 54.3 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,510 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Nintendo Entertainment System's national animal is the gorilla.

The Nintendo Entertainment System is ranked 61,465th in the world and 3rd in Nintendo for Nudest, with 171 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,711thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,908thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,112thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,157thHighest Drug Use: 15,428thHighest Crime Rates: 21,569th

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