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The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment System


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Location: Nintendo

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment System is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.157 billion Nintendo Entertainment Systemians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Nintendo Entertainment Systemian economy, worth 134 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,501 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Nintendo Entertainment System's national animal is the gorilla.

The Nintendo Entertainment System is ranked 33,999th in the world and 2nd in Nintendo for Most Secular, with 34.37 Atheism Rate.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,006thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,125thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,947thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,474thHighest Drug Use: 16,087thHighest Crime Rates: 23,185th

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