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The Imperial State of The New Jabanese

“Back From Ash,Towards Victory We Dash!”

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The Imperial State of The New Jabanese is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar Joseph Glen Hito with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and feral children. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.582 billion hidlerds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punheer. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hilter economy, worth a remarkable 1,203 trillion Lire Or Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,666 Lire Or Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and political commentators say that Caesar Joseph Glen Hito's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The New Jabanese's national animal is the Furry, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sabresis.

The New Jabanese is ranked 276,496^th in the world and 18^th in The West Reborn for Nicest Citizens, with 0.44 average smiles per day.

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