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The United Provinces of The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies |
“All drains lead to the ocean.”
| Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: West Atlantic Organization |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The United Provinces of The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Sandra Vornas with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.49 billion Midatlantans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mervais. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Midatlantan economy, worth a remarkable 1,683 trillion Atlins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,508 Atlins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices. Crime is totally unknown. The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies is ranked 17,191st in the world and 1st in West Atlantic Organization for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,707.19 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
- : The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
- : Following new legislation in The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
- : The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in The Midwestern Atlantic Colonies, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
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