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The Caucasi Federation of Druitch

“I love money”

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The Caucasi Federation of Druitch is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Daniel Gerst with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.044 billion Caucasi are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angers. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Caucas economy, worth 113 trillion Caucas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 108,436 Caucas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, military spending is on the increase, tabloids coo over Daniel Gerst's expected child, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Druitch's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Druitch is ranked 244,090^th in the world and 5,450^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.62 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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