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The Kingdom of The Dutch Land

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The Kingdom of The Dutch Land is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Piter Jelles with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 11.036 billion The Dutches are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utrecht. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,296 trillion Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,523 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Piter Jelles's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, school uniforms are compulsory, and all the playground's a stage for Dutch Landian schoolchildren. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dutch Land's national animal is the Black-tailed Godwit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

The Dutch Land is ranked 12,816^th in the world and 1^st in The Free Socialist Democratic Region for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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