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Hail to the bus driver's Deck

Hail to the bus driver has 13 cards. Value...

UNCOMMON CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Growth, liberation and vacation time.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,340th Largest Populations: 5,782nd Least Corrupt Governments: 7,449th
18.226 billion China White Dreamlandians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“To cut the cheese, one must file a weapons permit.”
Largest Black Market: 4,660th Fattest Citizens: 5,406th Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,834th
12.059 billion Intellectually Challengeans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Deus Ego Sum”
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,016th Largest Black Market: 1,055th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,733rd
8.322 billion HYDRA-Russians. State-planned economy, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Freedom through the government”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,040th Largest Insurance Industry: 2,697th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,292nd
2.747 billion Idiots. Avowedly heterosexual populace, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Imperius Rex!”
7.434 billion -Marvel-ians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Long Live the Empire, Long Live the Emperor”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,733rd Most Cultured: 7,956th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,201st
5.383 billion Lozinakians. Ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Equality through financial gaps”
860 million Freevenualians. Otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Pat Is God All Shall Kneel Or Die”
716 million Pat Is Godians. Soft-spoken computers, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“We're just a minor threat”
Most Armed: 4,000th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,363rd Largest Publishing Industry: 6,197th
1.736 billion Absolute Losers with basket making skills. Otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Shalom aleikum”
201 million Cynchians. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Nel dolore capiscimo la forza”
247 million Antoziis. Compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Suorita Suomen kilpailu”
473 million Finnish. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve gr”
237 million Robert Kennedyians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation