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The Nomadic Peoples of The Banjo Blues of Papa Charlie Jackson

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The Nomadic Peoples of The Banjo Blues of Papa Charlie Jackson is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by William Henry Jackson with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.848 billion Jacksonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desplanes. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Banjo Blues of Papa Charlie Jacksonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,119 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,346 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Banjo Blues of Papa Charlie Jackson's national animal is the salty dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Banjo Blues of Papa Charlie Jackson is ranked 2,692^nd in the world and 12^th in The Delta for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,652.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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