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The Republic of Tellesopia

“What the heck?”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Republic of Tellesopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.19 billion Tellesopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tellesopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,459 trillion Sellets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,666 Sellets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and the entire entry for Tellesopia in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tellesopia's national animal is the Wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tellesopia is ranked 76,930th in the world and 4,201st in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,347.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 41stMost Inclusive: 60thHighest Food Quality: 69thMost Cultured: 77thMost Rebellious Youth: 77thMost Beautiful Environments: 174thMost Secular: 242ndHighest Crime Rates: 365thMost Compassionate Citizens: 478thNicest Citizens: 490thBest Weather: 504thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 530thMost Pacifist: 594thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 595thLeast Corrupt Governments: 781stSmartest Citizens: 790thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,005thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,016thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,113thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,142ndMost Armed: 1,417thHealthiest Citizens: 1,455thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,981stMost Developed: 2,306thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,443rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,904thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,161stRudest Citizens: 3,652ndMost Stationary: 4,748thHighest Average Incomes: 4,908thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,771stMost Influential: 13,443rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,897thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,800thLargest Black Market: 18,570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,659thLargest Governments: 25,294thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,398th
Top
1%
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Armed: 73rd in the regionMost Stationary: 87th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Developed: 99th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 147th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 151st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 152nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 176th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 241st in the regionMost Influential: 307th in the regionLargest Populations: 521st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 626th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 749th in the region

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