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“Hinding hindi kami magpapatalo! Ahon mga Kababayan!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Currently have no Internet of Technocratic Tagalog is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 550 million Tagalogians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ibrahim. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Technocratic Tagalogian economy, worth 69.4 trillion Lireos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 126,227 Lireos, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Technocratic Tagalog's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Technocratic Tagalog is ranked 72,784th in the world and 3,114th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 68.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 349thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,159thMost Influential: 1,994thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,954thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,917thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,074thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,456thFattest Citizens: 7,767thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,776thMost Efficient Economies: 8,053rdRudest Citizens: 9,284thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,066thLargest Retail Industry: 10,288thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,469thMost Inclusive: 16,350thMost Secular: 17,266thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,385thHighest Crime Rates: 19,653rdHighest Average Incomes: 20,156th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 108th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 159th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 195th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 199th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 199th in the regionFattest Citizens: 215th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 219th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 220th in the regionRudest Citizens: 234th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 284th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 305th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 408th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 444th in the regionMost Inclusive: 534th in the regionMost Secular: 562nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 563rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 651st in the regionMost Developed: 671st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 674th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 688th in the regionLargest Black Market: 711th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 759th in the region

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