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The United Socialist Republic of Drusselshof

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The United Socialist Republic of Drusselshof is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.272 billion Drusselshofians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Drusselshofian economy, worth 137 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,369 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, printing ink yields Trumpism's biggest return on investment, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drusselshof's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Trumpism.

Drusselshof is ranked 36,496^th in the world and 2^nd in United Federation of States for Most Patriotic, with 34.33 flags saluted per person per day.

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